Who makes jokes?

converse_uprise · 14 Feb 2008 at 22:10

After reading numerous joke thread's, i've wondered who actually writes the jokes?

Have you ever created joke? Give us your best shot.

Marky · 14 Feb 2008 at 22:32

Comedians maybe >_> <_<

Nitefly · 14 Feb 2008 at 22:37

It doesn't really take too much to create a joke. Most jokes are spur of the moment comments which obviously wouldn't work in text.

A sharp wit muscle is all that is needed.

Raikiri · 14 Feb 2008 at 22:40

Britney Spears' parents done a pretty good job of making a joke.

gillywibble · 14 Feb 2008 at 22:44

You need a hefty log to make a yoke.

cheets64 · 14 Feb 2008 at 22:48

Gillywibble said:
You need a hefty log to make a yoke.

You are not yokeing

stevenazari1 · 14 Feb 2008 at 22:49

I make all my jokes

want me to give you one?

gumbald · 14 Feb 2008 at 23:16

People with brains.

Youstolemyname · 14 Feb 2008 at 23:18

Ralph McTell makes all the jokes in the world now he has retired from presenting Alphabet Zoo.

Cybermyk · 14 Feb 2008 at 23:18

I'll have to consult with my union. They mentioned getting paid for downloading but nothing about uploading.

something daft already!! · 14 Feb 2008 at 23:19

No-one makes up jokes, they were implanted into our brains by aliens as an experiment.

Begbie · 14 Feb 2008 at 23:43

stevenazari1 said:
I make all my jokes

want me to give you one?

Give it your best shot

iviv · 15 Feb 2008 at 01:15

converse_uprise said:
After reading numerous joke thread's, i've wondered who actually writes the jokes?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=yff5Sp6bN6k

He does. Or at least did.

stevenazari1 · 15 Feb 2008 at 01:23

Begbie said:
Give it your best shot

one day 3 babies were craling in down town new york when one baby said "ey goish, ya wanna hit bobs bar? dere's a guy I need ta shpeak too."
"awright bwosh" the other 2 babies exclaimed and they proceeded to bobs bar, a 10 minute crawl away.

once they entered they could see a tall man playing 9 ball at the table. the baby boss crawled up to the man and tugged his leg.

"hey.... hey fatty down here. where's my money!"
the man, a good 6'3, stood tall to the baby and said "stfu noob"
the baby stared at him wide eyed......
"w t f (in letters)" said the baby

the room fell silent. the baby boss stood up on his 2 feet and said "ya pieshe ah dieper **** I'll show you who the **** is the noob!"
and shot the man in the testicles.
the man died.
the end.

G-MAN2004 · 15 Feb 2008 at 01:25

Omg! I can't believe I laughed at that.

ChoÞÞer · 15 Feb 2008 at 01:34

G-MAN2004 said:
Omg! I can't believe I laughed at that.

same

crap joke but was funny cuz it was crap

Deep · 15 Feb 2008 at 01:45

a ban is in order i think!

stevenazari1 · 15 Feb 2008 at 01:56

you read it all?

uknowist · 15 Feb 2008 at 02:09

lol its not even a joke u fools, u foolish fools

stevenazari1 · 15 Feb 2008 at 02:10

dont tell them