Oh noes, huge moral dilema

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What if your connection goes down and you need to fap, what then man! WHAT THEN!

Exactly, I found you****.com was down once and I almost panicked until i remembered I have a collection of alternative and fetish stuff stashed for emergencies. Distressingly I found a lack of "normal" common garden porn saved for offline viewing so had to rectify (!) that...
 

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Exactly, I found you****.com was down once and I almost panicked until i remembered I have a collection of alternative and fetish stuff stashed for emergencies. Distressingly I found a lack of "normal" common garden porn saved for offline viewing so had to rectify (!) that...

What type of fettish stuff you dirty bugger?:p
 
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Yeah, because you have nothing better to do than just download for the hell of it :D

I've read the whole internet and know everything so now the eyes have infinite treats :cool:

Well a girl can only have sex soo much, the rest of the time is populated by 'Im tired, Im not in the mood, all you want is sex every night, all I want is snuggle, Im not in the mood, Im tired, Im drunk, Im tired, Long day tomorrow..................... '

Pr0n fills the gaps :D

:confused: 250GB for 30 quid or a girlfriend pound for pound the hard drive is much better option.

:D Indeed, plus you can download a new girlfriend whenever you want, use her, store her, then use her again when you can be bothered. Internet = WIN !!!!
 

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Well a girl can only have sex soo much, the rest of the time is populated by 'Im tired, Im not in the mood, all you want is sex every night, all I want is snuggle, Im not in the mood, Im tired, Im drunk, Im tired, Long day tomorrow..................... '



My girlfriend is the opposite:o

I just cant keep up!:o
 
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