Russian language expert required URGENT

[Event Horizon]

Can you please tell me if this text makes any sense?


Мы школьные учителя перемещая к Монголия от Лондон. Мы поднимаем деньги для детей которые очень плох, я оценили бы его если вы помогли бы нам пройти через ваши границу или контрольно-пропускной пункт быстро. Мы имеем очень немногую из значения но мы счастливо последуем за вашими инструкциями


if not, could you please advise me on how to change it?

Thank You!!

 

[MiNxYyY]

We school teachers moving to Mongolia from London. We lift money for children which is very bad, I would estimate it if you would help us to pass through yours border or check item quickly. We have very much few from value but we shall happily follow your instructions

 

[el_dazza]

We school teachers moving to Mongolia from London. We raise money for the children which very poor, I would estimate him if you they would help us to traverse your boundary or check point rapidly. We have very few of the value but we happy let us follow your instructions.

Gotta love free translation sites.

Edit - oi, beat me by seconds!

 

[Event Horizon]

Chaps i know what it says in English, i need it converted to legible Russian


"We are school teachers traveling to Mongolia from London. We are raising money for children who are very poor, i would appreciate it if you would help us pass through your border or checkpoint quickly. We have very little of value but we will happily follow your instructions"

 

[el_dazza]

Can you make that bigger please? I can't quite read it

Ahh, this for the Mongol Rally?

 

[Azza]

Who are you trying to scam?

 

[Deiwos]

I heard a couple of $100 notes will also help you get over the border quickly

 

[Hxc]

Good ol corrupt Russia

 

[Event Horizon]

Sorry for the HUGE text, but this is important and i don't want it to get lost in the replies.

yes its for the Mongol Rally, please see
http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17892527&highlight=username_Event+Horizon

 

[Zheka]

Мы школьные учителя путешествующие из Лондона в Монголию. Мы собираем деньги для очень бедных детей и будем вам очень благодарны если вы поможете нам пересечь границу или контрольно пропускной пункт без задержек. У нас очень мало средств и мы без проблем будем следовать вашим инструкциям.

Do you plan to show it on a border?

 

[Event Horizon]

Borders and checkpoints, i could also do with this in Ukrainian, Kazakh and Mongolian, but Russian will have to do i guess.

is that text now accurate Zheka?

 

[Megahurtz400]

Will e-mail it to a teacher at my school that knows russian, no gurantees he'll reply before Saturday thought

 

[Zheka]

Pretty much. May I suggest to remove part about you having "little of value" with you?

I think this will be better to show.

Мы школьные учителя участвующие в благотворительном ралли из Лондона в Монголию. Цель нашего ралли собрать средства в помощь очень бедным детям. Мы будем вам очень благодарны если вы поможете нам пересечь границу/контрольно пропускной пункт без задержек. Мы без проблем будем следовать вашим инструкциям. Спасибо.

Basically saying that you are part of charity rally from London to Mongolia. You aim is to raise money for poor children and you would be grateful for help to cross border/checkpoint without delays.

 

[neoboy]

Yup that seems spot on.

 

[Scuzi]

http://www.novialtc.com/

 

[Event Horizon]

Zheka - perfect, thanks very very much.

 

[badbob]

Привет я - оружие и бегун препарата, вот - 5 миллионов рублей, чтобы позволить мне проход.

 

[Zheka]

You welcome. Good luck with your trip

 

[ScarySquirrel]

Just write it in English and put the R's the wrong way round. That is basically what Russian is isn't it?

 

[Ezyryder]

You've got to love English people ignorance to different languages

As a recommendation, get a rough guide, it usually has some basic translation/language section that will help you with small things.