Just say it out loud you plonkers
I suspect it either:
a) doesn't work with my accent
b) Is just a **** joke.
I'm going with B. Anyway attempted thread save:
A scientist wants to reduce my body temperature to minus 273 degrees Celsius.
My wife says it'll kill me, but I think I'll be 0K.
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I was on a date with this really attractive girl. Well, it wasn't a date, date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie.
Then the plane landed.
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I like muslims like I like my coffee.
I don't like coffee.