This thread is for stupid questions.

RomanNose · 10 Sep 2011 at 09:56

My enlightened sphincter has accidentally given birth to a murderous doppelganger, however due to various temporal issues, we are unsure now which of us was the original. What should we do?

Edrof · 10 Sep 2011 at 09:59

chaosdestro0 said:
My enlightened sphincter has accidentally given birth to a murderous doppelganger, however due to various temporal issues, we are unsure now which of us was the original. What should we do?

Kill both of you, only way to be sure.

JRS · 10 Sep 2011 at 10:41

If I cut a sandwich in half, how many sandwiches do I have?

Snakedoctor · 10 Sep 2011 at 11:05

You have two smaller sarnies, which combined equal the same surface area as the original one.

wez130 · 10 Sep 2011 at 16:02

At what point, when landing on a ceiling, does the fly turn upside down?

Antelopethy · 10 Sep 2011 at 17:06

Snakedoctor said:
You have two smaller sarnies, which combined equal the same surface area as the original one.

The volume is the same, but the surface area is not.

Edrof · 10 Sep 2011 at 17:31

Why do people play FPSs on consoles?

Robosapien · 10 Sep 2011 at 23:24

Is it possible that the reason we aren't shrouded in permanent daylight has nothing to do with a finite number of stars but is because the universe is expanding at a rate faster than the speed of light? Is the universe simply a singularity within a singularity within a singularity?

theipodkid · 10 Sep 2011 at 23:26

Why have I got autism?
Thank you god /:

Judgeneo · 10 Sep 2011 at 23:30

Robosapien said:
Is the universe simply a singularity within a singularity within a singularity?

But a singularity within a singularity is just a singularity.

To illustrate please look at this, on the left is a singularity, on the right is that same singularity within another singularity

If we were to genetically modify a child so that they grow up being able to see ultra-violet light, would they perceive this as a new colour, or would it appear as a familiar colour?

Temi_D · 10 Sep 2011 at 23:37

Where do babies come from?

Tephnos · 10 Sep 2011 at 23:53

Temi_D said:
Where do babies come from?

they need to do way instain mother.

shine · 11 Sep 2011 at 00:27

Temi_D said:
Where do babies come from?

Test tubes!

SCMRubix · 11 Sep 2011 at 00:30

What's the name of that writing that deaf people read?

Judgeneo · 11 Sep 2011 at 00:36

SCMRubix said:
What's the name of that writing that deaf people read?

Almost had me there

stickman1 · 12 Sep 2011 at 00:16

SCMRubix said:
What's the name of that writing that deaf people read?

The daily Fail !!

SourChipmunk · 12 Sep 2011 at 12:23

Robosapien said:
Is it possible that the reason we aren't shrouded in permanent daylight has nothing to do with a finite number of stars but is because the universe is expanding at a rate faster than the speed of light?

No, it is because there is dark matter present in the universe that hinders the light coming our way. Little specs of dust or anything over the course of billions of miles can block light.

theipodkid · 15 Sep 2011 at 21:40

Do people ever Reply to the "Contact Us" at bottom of the page?

Deleted member 77746 · 15 Sep 2011 at 21:42

theipodkid said:
Do people ever Reply to the "Contact Us" at bottom of the page?

No.

theipodkid · 15 Sep 2011 at 21:44

mrbell1984 said:
No.

:/ that sucks

How do I get in contact with Spie?