Soldato
the doctors just diagnosed me as colour blind 
Hit me like a bolt out of the green I can tell you
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The Pope is touring Africa when in the middle of nowhere he comes across two Black South Africans on a bridge pulling a White Man up from the river below on a rope.
The Pope shouts stop, he orders the Pope mobile to reverse, he puts the window down and says to the two Blackmen ' I came to South Africa hearing that Black and White don't get on here, and now I see two Blackmen pulling a White Man out of the River. Its wonderful. He says a short prayer and says God Bless You My Sons' he crosses himself and drives off.
One Black Man Turns to the other and says ' who the hell was that' ?, don't know says the other but he knows bugger all about Crocodile Fishing
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Paddy sadly lost his wife Maude the other day. The undertaker came to see him to discuss the wording on the headstone. There were no children so all Reg wanted was something like,
Maude, dearest wife of Paddy. RIP.
The undertaker pointed out that there was plenty of room left on the headstone so could he think of anything else to say.
Paddy thought for a while then said "well I need to get rid of her car so can you put, Ford Fiesta for sale, £995 ono"
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Women's bum size study:
There is a new study about women and how they feel about their bumss, the results were pretty interesting.
30% of women think their bum is too fat,
10% of women think their bums too skinny,
the remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he is a good man, and wouldn't trade him for the world
Hit me like a bolt out of the green I can tell you
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The Pope is touring Africa when in the middle of nowhere he comes across two Black South Africans on a bridge pulling a White Man up from the river below on a rope.
The Pope shouts stop, he orders the Pope mobile to reverse, he puts the window down and says to the two Blackmen ' I came to South Africa hearing that Black and White don't get on here, and now I see two Blackmen pulling a White Man out of the River. Its wonderful. He says a short prayer and says God Bless You My Sons' he crosses himself and drives off.
One Black Man Turns to the other and says ' who the hell was that' ?, don't know says the other but he knows bugger all about Crocodile Fishing
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Paddy sadly lost his wife Maude the other day. The undertaker came to see him to discuss the wording on the headstone. There were no children so all Reg wanted was something like,
Maude, dearest wife of Paddy. RIP.
The undertaker pointed out that there was plenty of room left on the headstone so could he think of anything else to say.
Paddy thought for a while then said "well I need to get rid of her car so can you put, Ford Fiesta for sale, £995 ono"
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Women's bum size study:
There is a new study about women and how they feel about their bumss, the results were pretty interesting.
30% of women think their bum is too fat,
10% of women think their bums too skinny,
the remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he is a good man, and wouldn't trade him for the world
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