Kindest way to break up with your girlfriend?

HeX · 1 May 2012 at 14:43

Take her up the oxo tower, then after the deed is done exclaim "Well, see ya around".

Possibly add a disarming smile and a 'Toodaloo' at the end.

frank_grimes · 1 May 2012 at 14:44

TurnipHead said:
Just do what they would do to you. Be a total ****

hahaha,

currently find myself post this situation and that made me 'LOL'. Ta.

Morba · 1 May 2012 at 14:44

You are hurting her by ignoring her. Don't make her hate you by being a ****, just tell her its over. Simple.

HEADRAT · 1 May 2012 at 14:45

It's not you it's me <dammit thought I was on a winner>

Sharlaw · 1 May 2012 at 14:45

Don't you think that by ignoring her you're actually causing her much more hurt??

Man up and speak to her, tell her the truth. If you leave her with too many questions or not really knowing what's going on then it'll just hurt her more.

krooton · 1 May 2012 at 14:47

Plus it's kind not to mentally scar her, both for her and prospective new bfs she might meet.

rz30 · 1 May 2012 at 14:47

Tell her you don't love her anymore?

Fire_fly · 1 May 2012 at 14:48

Just tell her, or try sleeping with her sister, I hear that can be quite effective.

robgmun · 1 May 2012 at 14:51

Tell her you're dying of Aids....

...and that she might want to get tested as well

Narj · 1 May 2012 at 14:51

"I'm really sorry and don't want to hurt you in any way, but this just isn't working for me. I want time to myself to do my own thing and don't feel like I want to be in a relationship anymore."

?

Don't be a horrible **** because that will just mean one more bitter crazy on the loose.

Paul11 · 1 May 2012 at 14:52

man up and just tell her straight

whats with all the BS and avoiding her...

grow a pair and tell her the truth, honest and straight to her face

realBabelfish · 1 May 2012 at 14:53

just man up and say it. its never easy. be gentle. she will cry and blub then next week will be out with someone else. that what women seem to be like...

Cosmic182 · 1 May 2012 at 14:54

She's gonna enjoy bigger and better penis! You're mean!

Nitefly · 1 May 2012 at 14:55

Saying you don't find her attractive anymore is perhaps apt if the relationship can be saved, but if it's over, don't kill it with that - it would be unduly brutal.

GravyMonster · 1 May 2012 at 14:56

Change FB relationship status to 'Single'.

Job done.

stealthgeek · 1 May 2012 at 14:56

Tell her you consult an online tech forum for relationship advice, that'll do it, heck she'll probably dump you

TaKeN · 1 May 2012 at 14:57

For a start, stop being a ****

Talk to the poor girl like a man.

scottmuir424 · 1 May 2012 at 14:57

i would say OP at it with someone else and looking for a way out

Dava · 1 May 2012 at 14:58

stealthgeek said:
Tell her you consult an online tech forum for relationship advice, that'll do it, heck she'll probably dump you

this

TwsT · 1 May 2012 at 14:58

Hi, this isn't working for me anymore. Sorry. See you around. Bye.