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How many times have you dialled 999?
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Twice.
Once when 50+ Hibs casuals turned up at the bar I was managing having been beaten 2-0 and began to tear the place apart when they were refused.
Once when someone threw a petrol bomb through the front door of the bar I was managing at the time. Again linked to Hibs football casuals.
I have dealt with the police more times than I care to remember but normally contacted them using the special radio network set up for the bars/clubs in the centre of edinburgh rather than dialing 999. Usually quicker that way.
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Once when 50+ Hibs casuals turned up at the bar I was managing having been beaten 2-0 and began to tear the place apart when they were refused.
Once when someone threw a petrol bomb through the front door of the bar I was managing at the time. Again linked to Hibs football casuals.
I have dealt with the police more times than I care to remember but normally contacted them using the special radio network set up for the bars/clubs in the centre of edinburgh rather than dialing 999. Usually quicker that way.
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Sorry to bust your bubble, this is a atypical story designed to make your childhood sound more interesting. Sorry
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I've done it twice
Once when the clamper who looks after our car park ran me over in his car
secondly on the way back from Hackney Weekend a car overtook me and then spun into the central reservation. I had to pull over and get the ambulance there asap cos the car was a messed.
Once when the clamper who looks after our car park ran me over in his car
secondly on the way back from Hackney Weekend a car overtook me and then spun into the central reservation. I had to pull over and get the ambulance there asap cos the car was a messed.
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It could be true and plausible enough I guess, it just sounds a bit hackneyed if you ask me
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Once for a suspected terrorist on a 521 bus from London Bridge to Waterloo, I got off early at St Pauls and called.
Was only a few weeks after the 7/7 bombings and a muslim nutter was on the back of the bus with a large ruck sack muttering to himself and now and then shouting at other passengers saying "you don't know what I got in my bag! You'll find out soon..." following by more insane gibbering.
A bus load of commuters ****ing themselves.
Was only a few weeks after the 7/7 bombings and a muslim nutter was on the back of the bus with a large ruck sack muttering to himself and now and then shouting at other passengers saying "you don't know what I got in my bag! You'll find out soon..." following by more insane gibbering.
A bus load of commuters ****ing themselves.
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Three. Ambulance all 3 times.
Once when I'd just started driving buses and knocked an elderly lady over who decided it was a good idea to signal for the bus with her head. She was ok though.
Then a few years later a young girl got off my bus, ran across the road in front of it right into the path of a car coming past me. She only broke a few bones but was very lucky as the impact was well above 20mph.
More recently, and sadly, I found an elderly gentleman who had collapsed while waiting for my bus. He wasn't breathing, had no pulse but was still warm when I found him so I started CPR while on the phone to the dispatch person. Paramedics were there within 5 minutes and between us we worked on him for 15 minutes but he didn't respond
Turned out he'd had a massive heart attack.
Once when I'd just started driving buses and knocked an elderly lady over who decided it was a good idea to signal for the bus with her head. She was ok though.
Then a few years later a young girl got off my bus, ran across the road in front of it right into the path of a car coming past me. She only broke a few bones but was very lucky as the impact was well above 20mph.
More recently, and sadly, I found an elderly gentleman who had collapsed while waiting for my bus. He wasn't breathing, had no pulse but was still warm when I found him so I started CPR while on the phone to the dispatch person. Paramedics were there within 5 minutes and between us we worked on him for 15 minutes but he didn't respond
Turned out he'd had a massive heart attack.
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What is a hib casual?
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Once when I was a lot younger, I remember every second of the call and until the ambulance came.
KaHn
KaHn
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Hibernian Rangers football casuals
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Are those the ones from Conan and why are the casual?
Lots, when I get asked to pop to a house on the island to check on someone (as a first aider) and realise it's much more serious.
Fairly recently, I was asked to go and check someone's mum as she wasn't feeling well (I'm a community responder but this was a friend asking). I turned up, and she was having a serious stroke. I called 999 and got a medivac within 25 mins
Fairly recently, I was asked to go and check someone's mum as she wasn't feeling well (I'm a community responder but this was a friend asking). I turned up, and she was having a serious stroke. I called 999 and got a medivac within 25 mins
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Loads as a kid, we never had a football and fire engines were cool.
and the real answer,
Once, a woman was in a RTA at the end of my road and i had just left the house so turned around and called straight away.
and the real answer,
Once, a woman was in a RTA at the end of my road and i had just left the house so turned around and called straight away.
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3 times, the first time was when i was walking back from Rock-City on a bitterly cold, icy, new years eve, i found some drunk guy, passed out in a pool of frozen vomit, slowly turning blue.
The second time was when the guy in the bedsit next to mine had a bad reaction to his medication, & the third time was when my mum died.
The second time was when the guy in the bedsit next to mine had a bad reaction to his medication, & the third time was when my mum died.
quite a few times tbh.
mostly for debris sitting on the M8 funnily enough the last one was yesterday morning for a dead dog in lane 3
make a point of calling in anything that could cause an accident on the basis of what if it was my wife driving down the road
other than that a few incidents I've spotted and once when my dad passed away
mostly for debris sitting on the M8 funnily enough the last one was yesterday morning for a dead dog in lane 3
make a point of calling in anything that could cause an accident on the basis of what if it was my wife driving down the road
other than that a few incidents I've spotted and once when my dad passed away
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I've phoned up my local police station and I've been to casualty in an ambulance, but never dialled 999 myself.