Pooception.
Bristol stool chart
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Pooception.
Soldato
sometimes 2, it feels like ive passed a whole bag of malteasers...
but more often then not, somewhere between 3 and 4.
but more often then not, somewhere between 3 and 4.
Soldato
Is there an 8th option showing a picture of man biting down on a leather strap trying to pass something as hard as a diamond and the girth of a supersized coke can ?
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Hehe, I'm stealing that chistmas version for the ward, bit of mischief for above the macerator.
Profuse type 7, flexi-seal for you...
Profuse type 7, flexi-seal for you...
Soldato
Man, I feel for nurses sometimes...
I have ulcerative colitis so 5 - 6 - 7 depending on how much wine I've had
Soldato
It's good to see skidder has posted in this thread.
While my wife (whom, despite me being entirely modern and enlightened, does do all my laundry) may disagree, but the name is definitely not linked with pooh, although inevitably that's the perception.
Soldato
Type 2 or 3 
Soldato
Used to love the toilets at the student nurses residence. Full of graffiti inside the cubicles relating to the Bristol chart, i.e. Brown and runny today. (Included diagrams on some too.) 
No option for pebble dashing the toilet...? Rare steak disagrees with me, but it's yummy
pebble dashing is a high velocity type 6 with a type 7 last hurrah
Associate
So is there a list somewhere of general causes of each type?
Caporegime
1-3 depending on how much white bread I have eaten
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Normally between a 3 and 5 but since Sunday (while i've had this sickness bug going around) it's been number 7.
Can't beat a good ghost poo
Can't beat a good ghost poo