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Am i the only one who finds this whole thread rather disturbing ..
Good afternoon Mr [FnG]magnolia sir,
I am Mr J-Frolollipop, an oompa loompa in the service of one Mr Willy Wonka.
Mr Wonka has asked me to pass to you this business proposal. Here in my suitcase I have 30 classic Wonka Bars to to give to you free of charge for you to sell at your own set rate. Should you find these bars zip off the shelf like there shall never be chocolate known to man again, then please do get in contact and we shall be happy to do business with you. Please note, that due to Mr Wonka being unable to produce Flying Saucers as all his staff are allergic to sherbet, Mr Wonka would like all payments for his confectionery in future to be in the currency of Flying Saucers. Mr Wonka feels that 4 Flying Saucers per Wonka Bar is a fair rate, but will be happy to negotiate depending on the volume required.
[FnG]magnolia;23432659 said:I like to keep my customers so I will ignore this misunderstanding and will give you TWO SW if you provide a better, funnier bees video.
Store still open, holla back for some sweety snacks!
e : I owe that man a Bee!
1 x SW to arctine.
Aha yes, I understand this thread completely...
Notice of Legal Proceedings
Do not ignore this Post
Action is to be taken against you trading as '[FNG]magnolia's Sweet Shop' in regard to damages suffered by the Claimants:
The Diabetic Rodent Support Group (Intl.): In regard to your sale of 'Sugar Mice'
A dwarf named Gemma (UK)(Surname with-held for Legal reasons): In regard to your sale of 'Midget Gems'
Mr. Jackamo Adgeuoolu (Botswana): In regard to your sale of 'Black Jacks'
NASA (USA): In regard to your sale of 'Flying Saucers'
Action must be taken to stop the sale/advertisement of the aforementioned products within 14 Days of this Notice. Failure to comply will result in us having no option but to turn this Thread into a religious debate where we will infer god (Or your preferred deity) would only use an Apple Product, which as I'm sure you are aware would incur a multi-quoteathon the like of which has never been seen before and will quite probably destroy the Internet. Or you send us some Tic-Tacs. Orange ones. Or the Orange & Lime. Not the Mint ones. Or the new Yellow and Red ones (Yuk!).
Notice of Legal Proceedings
Do not ignore this Post
Action is to be taken against you trading as '[FNG]magnolia's Sweet Shop' in regard to damages suffered by the Claimants:
The Diabetic Rodent Support Group (Intl.): In regard to your sale of 'Sugar Mice'
A dwarf named Gemma (UK)(Surname with-held for Legal reasons): In regard to your sale of 'Midget Gems'
Mr. Jackamo Adgeuoolu (Botswana): In regard to your sale of 'Black Jacks'
NASA (USA): In regard to your sale of 'Flying Saucers'
Action must be taken to stop the sale/advertisement of the aforementioned products within 14 Days of this Notice. Failure to comply will result in us having no option but to turn this Thread into a religious debate where we will infer god (Or your preferred deity) would only use an Apple Product, which as I'm sure you are aware would incur a multi-quoteathon the like of which has never been seen before and will quite probably destroy the Internet. Or you send us some Tic-Tacs. Orange ones. Or the Orange & Lime. Not the Mint ones. Or the new Yellow and Red ones (Yuk!).
I operate a protection racket in the area your shop is based.
2 Kola cubes and 3 Black jacks per week please.
Dear [FNG]magnolia,
Acting for the Environmental health agency, it has come to our attention that you failed to register your business with us and as such have not had the necessary checks required to open a store that trades in food. Therefore i require you to cease trading with immediate effect until you have arranged for an environmental health officer to visit your premises (virtual or physical) to inspect that you are adhering to health and safety laws. To arrange a visit, please call your local environmental health office.
Yours sincerely
Environmental health services.