Spoiler Thread (Warning: Contains Spoilers)

Destination · 4 Jul 2013 at 22:51

The purpose of this thread is a little comedy aside.
What spoilers could one post, to completely ruin a film/TV series for someone who hasn't seen it.
As with the concept of the thread we won't be posting within spoiler brackets, as that defeats the purpose.

I'll start:

Planet of the Apes: Heston is actually in the future, not the past, not another planet, not another reality.

Tummy · 4 Jul 2013 at 22:55

Put the film title and then the spoiler in spoiler tags? Then people can join in without potentially having films ruined?

Sixth Sense

John McClane is actually a dead person.

gitbags · 4 Jul 2013 at 23:15

The Usual Suspects.

'Verbal' Kint......

doesn't have a limp

Vonhelmet · 5 Jul 2013 at 00:25

Fight Club

Brad Pitt and Ed Norton are the same person.

SickAsAParrot · 5 Jul 2013 at 08:59

Marley and Me

I've never seen it, I don't know.

Maccy · 5 Jul 2013 at 09:04

Marley and Me

The dog dies, Jennifer Anniston looks hot

Am I doing it right?

hood1971 · 5 Jul 2013 at 09:55

The Crying Game

She is a he

Freakbro · 5 Jul 2013 at 10:23

Jacobs Ladder

He's Dead

Someone told me that before I watched the film

ThomasTheTankEngine · 5 Jul 2013 at 10:25

Star wars.

Turns out Lukes father is Jabba the Hut

rotters · 5 Jul 2013 at 10:28

Harry potter

harry potter doesn't die at the end....

DiCe! · 5 Jul 2013 at 10:38

Harry Potter

The ginger kid actually has friends and makes it with Emma Watson.

gettothechopper · 5 Jul 2013 at 10:48

New die hard film

its rubbish

The Dread Pirate · 5 Jul 2013 at 11:27

Troy

Trojan's are Idiots & The Greeks Require lessons in cobbling

panthro · 5 Jul 2013 at 11:56

The Lord of the Rings

Frodo and Same fall in love with each other in Return of the King and Gollum is the best man at their wedding.

From Dusk till Dawn

Everyone working in the bar is a vampire and only Juliette Lewis and George Clooney survive.

J.T · 5 Jul 2013 at 12:16

The Matrix

Neo is in fact the one...

The Dread Pirate · 5 Jul 2013 at 13:05

J.T said:
The Matrix

Neo is in fact the one...

I prefer!

There is No Spoon!

CLAWS · 5 Jul 2013 at 15:21

Titanic

The ship sinks

crisbduck · 5 Jul 2013 at 15:38

Now you see me

The "fifth horseman" is the FBI agent

J.T · 5 Jul 2013 at 15:41

The Dread Pirate said:
I prefer!

There is No Spoon!

Or how about...

The Matrix

Neo breaks the vase

The Dread Pirate · 5 Jul 2013 at 16:36

Donnie Darko

Ok... I have no idea what in the 12 hells just happened but there's a bunny in it and my head now hurts