** ALLOY ALLOY! WHATS GOING ON HERE THEN?! COMPETITION **

Associate
Joined
14 Feb 2011
Posts
324
Location
Worthing
A programmer is going to the supermarket and his wife tells him, "Buy a pint of milk, and if there are eggs, buy a dozen."
So the programmer goes, buys everything, and drives back to his house.
Upon arrival, his wife angrily asks him, "Why did you get 13 pints of milk?"
The programmer says, "There were eggs!"
 
Soldato
Joined
11 Feb 2010
Posts
2,745
Location
England
oh_eck.png
 
Associate
Joined
14 Feb 2012
Posts
23
Instead of telling a joke ill tell a story..

so last saturday gave my old mate a call about going out on lash, so of course we meet up in town.
So there we were 2 lads hitting town, so we walked into this bar ...........

******* hell it hurt!!

*boom boom*
 
Underboss
Joined
23 Oct 2013
Posts
11,343
Location
Guildford
Brexit Jokes:

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar...The Englishman wanted to go so they all had to leave.

Why does Britain like tea so much? Because tea leaves.
 
Back
Top Bottom