Burnt my Hawaiian pizza...

Haggisman · 15 Jun 2017 at 19:25

Housey said:
I for one don't support fruit on my pizza. Burning is what it deserves, family or no.

Tomatoes, peppers, chillies/jalapenos & olives are all fruit... Are you against all of those as well?

Technically, wheat is also a fruit, so you're essentially saying your only acceptable pizza is a blob of melted cheese with some meat in it - sure that sounds tasty, but it's certainly not a pizza!

Housey · 15 Jun 2017 at 20:26

Haggisman said:
Tomatoes, peppers, chillies/jalapenos & olives are all fruit... Are you against all of those as well?

Technically, wheat is also a fruit, so you're essentially saying your only acceptable pizza is a blob of melted cheese with some meat in it - sure that sounds tasty, but it's certainly not a pizza!

Yea I didn't think about that, meh.

wordy · 15 Jun 2017 at 20:50

LeopoldScotch · 15 Jun 2017 at 20:54

Outstanding!

Rannoch · 15 Jun 2017 at 20:58

Chicken with jalapeños, oh yeah.

Kainz · 15 Jun 2017 at 21:01

Pineapples aren't a valid pizza ingredient.

Soundood · 15 Jun 2017 at 21:04

very good, made me lol

QlimaxUK · 15 Jun 2017 at 21:53

hornetstinger said:
Parties are illogical and serve no purpose.

Mobius 1 · 15 Jun 2017 at 22:07

I like ham and pineapple pizza. Especially if it's honey smoked ham.

Drizzled in ketchup.

Damn. I'm hungry now.

Ps, ban op for horrendous joke

snips86x · 15 Jun 2017 at 22:07

Housey said:
Yea I didn't think about that, meh.

Haggisman said:
Tomatoes, peppers, chillies/jalapenos & olives are all fruit... Are you against all of those as well?

Technically, wheat is also a fruit, so you're essentially saying your only acceptable pizza is a blob of melted cheese with some meat in it - sure that sounds tasty, but it's certainly not a pizza!

Pineapple doesn't have seeds to it's really a veg

Mobius 1 · 15 Jun 2017 at 22:10

snips86x said:
Pineapple doesn't have seeds to it's really a veg

Then how do you grow pineapples ? :confused:

dcsarge · 15 Jun 2017 at 22:12

Hades said:
I love a Hawaiian pizza although given the choice I would add tuna and peppers on it too.

And so the leader of the wrong 'uns is revealed (apart from peppers, nowt wrong there).

dcsarge · 15 Jun 2017 at 22:14

Tauren said:
Then how do you grow pineapples ?

They are created by rituals that man was not supposed to know.

tinder · 16 Jun 2017 at 00:29

I hate ALL pizza types. You should all be interned for enjoying that sort of foreign muck. Jellied eels are my go-to snack...with some some nice mash...all eaten whilst dressed in my Pearly King outfit.

tinder · 16 Jun 2017 at 00:42

tinder said:
I hate ALL pizza types. You should all be interned for enjoying that sort of foreign muck. Jellied eels are my go-to snack...with some some nice mash...all eaten whilst dressed in my Pearly King outfit.

Actually...being Scottish i enjoy a nice Haggis and Turnip pizza, but only on Burns Day.

robfosters · 16 Jun 2017 at 00:42

tinder said:
I hate ALL pizza types. You should all be interned for enjoying that sort of foreign muck. Jellied eels are my go-to snack...with some some nice mash...all eaten whilst dressed in my Pearly King outfit.

ROLL OUT THE BARREL!
WE'LL HAVE A BARREL OF FUN!

Are you an eastender like me?

Sorry, posted before your last post. Scottish is rubbish compared to an eastender.

Pawnless Endgame · 16 Jun 2017 at 01:12

Anything less than a "14 pepperoni or American Hot should call for at least a 7 day holiday

Kanpai · 16 Jun 2017 at 07:49

OP deserves a name change

Not sure what to suggest though, fellow OCUK members throw some suggestions across!

cyber69 · 16 Jun 2017 at 08:07

SpartaK said:
OP deserves a name change

Not sure what to suggest though, fellow OCUK members throw some suggestions across!

PapaMatty

snips86x · 16 Jun 2017 at 08:57

Tauren said:
Then how do you grow pineapples ?

Ok, don't 'contain' seeds! Better??