Anyone love there car as much as this guy?

Dav4 · 30 Jul 2017 at 22:51

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4744518/Pub-boss-falls-love-Jaguar-named-Goldie.html
Just when you think you have see it all in the Daily fail.
Now I like my car but this guy takes it to a new level. Fair enough if it was a sleek stunning new F Type or something but a poverty spec diesel Gold X Type :eek:

What do these people get paid for embarrassing themselves like this?
The pictures of him posing with it are hilarious

Considering he loves it so much those alloys look like they haven't been washed in years.

Jokester · 30 Jul 2017 at 22:53

Does it have an exhaust big enough to get a fist in?

ultralaser · 30 Jul 2017 at 22:55

Lets be honest it's what most of you suspect Fox does with his BMW?

Hotwired · 30 Jul 2017 at 22:56

Well it's a solid clickbait story.

No actual harm being done just incredibly eccentric claims.

Dav4 · 30 Jul 2017 at 22:58

Hotwired said:
Well it's a solid clickbait story.

No actual harm being done just incredibly eccentric claims.

Surely he will get ridiculed for this by people who recognise him? Is the money really worth it to these people?
I mean that picture where he is laying in the back like a pervert is just hilarious!

Dav4 · 30 Jul 2017 at 23:00

Jokester said:
Does it have an exhaust big enough to get a fist in?

If he would have got the proper engine variant like the 2.5 or 3.0 petrol he would have had 2 exhausts to play with

Rybo89 · 30 Jul 2017 at 23:04

This has @mrk written all over it.

peterwalkley · 30 Jul 2017 at 23:12

I moved from an X Type saloon to an estate because I like big booties.

Pendant mode:. THEIR car, not there.

Minstadave · 30 Jul 2017 at 23:15

peterwalkley said:
I moved from an X Type saloon to an estate because I like big booties.

Pendant mode:. THEIR car, not there.

Got to have plenty of junk in the trunk!

[ui]ICEMAN · 30 Jul 2017 at 23:30

peterwalkley said:
I moved from an X Type saloon to an estate because I like big booties.

Pendant mode:. THEIR car, not there.

Ironic when you're being pedantic to refer to yourself as a necklace/amulet instead.

danza · 30 Jul 2017 at 23:51

He's clearly taking the wee and probably lost a bet or something similar.

BananaDunka · 31 Jul 2017 at 00:50

Rybo89 said:
This has @mrk written all over it.

Therealjoe · 31 Jul 2017 at 00:54

Wouldn't like to change the exhaust.

adolf hamster · 31 Jul 2017 at 01:05

am i the only one thinking precisely where he's using for this charade?

because the exhaust doesn't seem like somewhere i'd want my john thomas going.....

Woden · 31 Jul 2017 at 02:25

Ciggerett lighter

Akagi · 31 Jul 2017 at 02:29

peterwalkley · 31 Jul 2017 at 08:31

[ui]ICEMAN said:
Ironic when you're being pedantic to refer to yourself as a necklace/amulet instead.

LOL ! I totally blame typing on a tablet for that.