A badger walks into a bar

[Bassmansam]

So your at the pub with some friends on a Friday evening and your sitting at a table enjoying some drinks as you do. At this moment a friend notices a furry looking creature coming through the door, it's black with white stripes. It gradually moves towards your table, you and your friends look on with intrigue. At this moment what appears to be a badger is on its four legs, it approaches your table and takes vertical form by standing on its two rear legs. It opens its mouth..

What does the badger say GD? What is your reply to the badgers question?

 

[Ayahuasca]

 

[Woden]

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

 

[GinG]

Allah badgar?

 

[Angilion]

The badger asks if I want to buy a badge and I say no.

Happens all the time.

 

[peterwalkley]

We should probably cull this thread now. It was not TB.

 

[NoobCannon]

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Winner

 

[Feef]

...Something something Shropshire.

 

[stewski]

cull the op?

 

[cainer]

OP name change Badgermansam

 

[Bassmansam]

OP name change Badgermansam

I like this, can this be done admins?

 

[Rainmaker]

We should probably cull this thread now. It was not TB.

This reply wins the internet. \/

 

[NewGamer11]

Ban.

 

[builder22]

want a half mate

 

[Angilion]

want a half mate

The badger would be under age!

 

[Mr Badger]

I am a rolling boil of outrage and offense at this stereotypical portrayal of badgers and you will be hearing from the relevant authorities.

 

[FloppyPoppy]

Hitler did nothing wrong?

Or is that just the weird locals around here?

 

[Housey]

You step to me

 

[Efour]

B: Wanna buy dvd?

Me: No thanks mate, cheers though.

 

[Diddums]