US soldier gets world's first penis and scrotum transplant

deusexlumina · 24 Apr 2018 at 08:39

It's great that they are able to offer this. The psychological implications of his injury must have been pretty severe. I'd definitely have done it in his shoes.

ubersonic · 24 Apr 2018 at 09:05

dowie said:
LOL, like if he's a white or asian guy could he wake up with a big black one?

Michael Jackson style lol.

wolfie138 · 24 Apr 2018 at 09:09

james_2k said:
y'all would rather not 'do the missus' than do the missus with someones ex schlong? madness, you wold get used to it.

she might be more used to it.

Dup · 24 Apr 2018 at 09:16

If you play with it, is it necrophilia?

Amazing really, especially if all or most function is regained. I couldn't imagine losing Lil' Dup, we have our differences but mornings without wood would be very weird indeed.

MooMoo444 · 24 Apr 2018 at 09:21

For sure it's better than having nothing, but it would be weird to touch another mans willy.

IvanDobskey · 24 Apr 2018 at 09:37

Lol at this thread

The worry for me would be where the previous owner had been sticking it

james_2k · 24 Apr 2018 at 09:46

if there are a few dead guys, can you choose? maybe browse a catalogue?

J.T · 24 Apr 2018 at 12:13

What if you get a gay guys wang?!?!

itchy · 24 Apr 2018 at 12:18

J.T said:
What if you get a gay guys wang?!?!

Then you might poking chocolate starfish for the rest of your life.

Diddums · 24 Apr 2018 at 12:19

J.T said:
What if you get a gay guys wang?!?!

Wipe the poo off and crack on :confused:

Avenged7Fold · 24 Apr 2018 at 12:21

If I lost my wang i would totally have a transplant if it meant getting sexual function back.

IvanDobskey · 24 Apr 2018 at 12:35

J.T said:
What if you get a gay guys wang?!?!

Like I said, I'd be wary of where it's been

ttaskmaster · 24 Apr 2018 at 13:01

MooMoo444 said:
For sure it's better than having nothing, but it would be weird to touch another mans willy.

Not really - Replace ^that word with 'Graphics Card', or 'Motherboard', or anything else sold in the Members Market. No stranger than any of that.

Besides, this is still cheaper and more reliable than going through those 'enhancement' service offers you get in your email!!

J.T said:
What if you get a gay guys wang?!?!

I'm reliably informed that it's not what you've got, but what you do with it that matters....

Diddums · 24 Apr 2018 at 13:04

ttaskmaster said:
Not really - Replace ^that word with 'Graphics Card', or 'Motherboard', or anything else sold in the Members Market. No stranger than any of that.

Besides, this is still cheaper and more reliable than going through those 'enhancement' service offers you get in your email!!

I'm reliably informed that it's not what you've got, but what you do with it that matters....

Yeah but could you imagine a willy on the MM?

"I saw one sold for a fiver here years ago so I'll offer that"

IvanDobskey · 24 Apr 2018 at 13:06

You'd be happy enough if the donor was Dirk Diggler I guess

Tefal · 24 Apr 2018 at 13:07

J.T said:
What if you get a gay guys wang?!?!

It may have a more stylish haircut than you?

neil3k · 24 Apr 2018 at 13:22

did he upgrade and get the special edition black model?

wolfie138 · 24 Apr 2018 at 13:25

Diddums said:
Yeah but could you imagine a willy on the MM?

"I saw one sold for a fiver here years ago so I'll offer that"

would put a whole new shine on the term Members' Market. just remove the apostrophe

Diddums · 24 Apr 2018 at 13:30

wolfie138 said:
would put a whole new shine on the term Members' Market. just remove the apostrophe

I didn't even click on that, superb

MooMoo444 · 24 Apr 2018 at 13:39

ttaskmaster said:
Not really - Replace ^that word with 'Graphics Card', or 'Motherboard', or anything else sold in the Members Market. No stranger than any of that.

I wouldn't want one that's been mining for poopcoin though.