Beckhams to split (rumour)

ttaskmaster · 8 Jun 2018 at 15:47

XeNoN89 said:
Not surprised, he's cheated before.

On-pitch or off it?

Skidder said:
I weighed myself before and after this morning. A disappointing 1/4 pound.

113g... Sorry, that's pathetic.
The average human dumps 600g - Try harder next time.... just not too hard, yeh? Total prolapses are all fun and games until the auto-flush macerator kicks in!!

NoobCannon · 8 Jun 2018 at 15:51

FTM said:
who cares...its not important

robfosters · 8 Jun 2018 at 15:51

600g is well over a pound of crap! Jesus, that must cause some splashback!

Gerard · 8 Jun 2018 at 15:53

Simmz said:
Said to divorce this weekend, apparently David got a teacher pregnant at Harper's school meant to all come out this weekend.

Informed by someone high up, will see if it does come to light.

So you were "informed by someone high up" but googling it seems to indicate its just a random rumour doing the rounds on facebook and twitter. hmmm 0_o

ttaskmaster · 8 Jun 2018 at 15:53

robfosters said:
600g is well over a pound of crap! Jesus, that must cause some splashback!

At work, we actually have to know this sort of ****... literally!!

VincentHanna · 8 Jun 2018 at 15:59

Gerard said:
So you were "informed by someone high up" but googling it seems to indicate its just a random rumour doing the rounds on facebook and twitter. hmmm 0_o

Maybe the person who informed him, read the story on twitter whilst at the viewing platform of The Shard in London?

CREATIVE!11 · 8 Jun 2018 at 16:02

Simmz said:
Said to divorce this weekend, apparently David got a teacher pregnant at Harper's school meant to all come out this weekend.

Informed by someone high up, will see if it does come to light.

Go tell The Sun.

Either way who cares. He's a moron for rawdogging fame thots. What did he expect?

Gerard · 8 Jun 2018 at 16:07

VincentHanna said:
Maybe the person who informed him, read the story on twitter whilst at the viewing platform of The Shard in London?

I prefer to think they were taking a dump while coming across it on twitter, seeing as taking a dump has been mentioned a few times already its a running theme now

Hades · 8 Jun 2018 at 16:16

robfosters said:
600g is well over a pound of crap! Jesus, that must cause some splashback!

On those occasions it's wise to lower it by hand.

SexyGreyFox · 8 Jun 2018 at 22:32

FTM said:
who cares...its not important

You cared enough to read this thread and comment - oh yeah.
I love it when people do that.

SexyGreyFox · 8 Jun 2018 at 22:34

Simmz said:
Said to divorce this weekend, apparently David got a teacher pregnant at Harper's school meant to all come out this weekend.

Informed by someone high up, will see if it does come to light.

While we're at it, England fans have been warned that they can't wear their England shirts while out watching football in pubs because it may offend Muslims etc etc

sideways14a · 8 Jun 2018 at 22:47

Those skitter scales are brilliant, i might get a few sets... mainly because i am likely to go through them pretty quick.

If your dropping a bigun i tend to find a flush first might soften the blow on the way down limiting the spashback, not always but i have good results when releasing the kraken after a low fibre few days.

itchy · 8 Jun 2018 at 22:57

They could go and die for all I care, a little harsh maybe but I have no interest in them.

She is po faced ass and he is a tattooed door knob to say the least.

Scania · 8 Jun 2018 at 23:04

Gives, who, crap & a.

BDEE · 8 Jun 2018 at 23:08

"Someone high up".

LOL. "High up" in what, exactly?

Malevolence · 8 Jun 2018 at 23:15

Simmz said:
Said to divorce this weekend, apparently David got a teacher pregnant at Harper's school meant to all come out this weekend.

Informed by someone high up, will see if it does come to light.

And you think this gossip is relevant why? Or are you one of this divvy brainlet types that worship 'celebrity culture'?

Dis86 · 8 Jun 2018 at 23:26

Luke said:
Has OcUK been taken over by Bella or Take A Break?

Perez

Em3bbs · 8 Jun 2018 at 23:29

BDEE said:
"Someone high up".

LOL. "High up" in what, exactly?

High up the Twitter feed on his web browser.

FlakGunna · 8 Jun 2018 at 23:37

Oh really

Brizzles · 9 Jun 2018 at 00:56

Who are the 'Beckhams' are they famous or stuff ?