I won't link to The Sun to demonstrate crime trends, but yeah, I work in Maidenhead and there's little there. Lunch choices have increased recently... or perhaps my daytime drinking is opening more opportunities for lunch venues.
It's less depressing than Reading, but then I visited whatever that new shopping centre is in Basingrad the other day and it was pretty nice (although almost empty as it was a Sunday yay).
My favourite parts of Maidenhead are the parts on the edge of Maidenhead. I live south of Reading in a small 'village', but that's too far to consider a London commute.