How do you eat your classic Magnum

Adnams Drinker · 2 Apr 2019 at 13:38

Tauren said:
I used to be an option 1. But it’s just too much hassle. Especially when some chocolate drops off (you don’t notice) and it melts into your shirt or jeans.

Definitely an option 1 kind of bloke, although the above is an occupational hazard of said approach.

More importantly, it HAS to be the white chocolate Magnums as well - they're lush

Bubo · 2 Apr 2019 at 15:11

2 with hand cupped under chin for safety. Carefully analyse the remainder after each bite to estimate the best area to bite next to minimise chocolate fallage.

vanpeebles · 2 Apr 2019 at 15:13

1, but I fold out the wrapper like a little blanket to catch any stray chocolate

Psycho Sonny · 2 Apr 2019 at 16:48

Only peasants eat magnums you need to get with better company and enjoy the following

https://www.haagen-dazs.co.uk/onlybars/

Diddums · 2 Apr 2019 at 16:56

Psycho Sonny said:
Only peasants eat magnums you need to get with better company and enjoy the following

https://www.haagen-dazs.co.uk/onlybars/

Haagen Dazs is the worst of the lot, if you must go down that route then Phish Food is where it's at. This is an indisputable fact.

it1uk · 2 Apr 2019 at 16:58

Adnams Drinker said:
Definitely an option 1 kind of bloke, although the above is an occupational hazard of said approach.

More importantly, it HAS to be the white chocolate Magnums as well - they're lush

Option 1 for me and if you drop any its the two second rule for the stray bits.

Psycho Sonny · 2 Apr 2019 at 17:05

Diddums said:
Haagen Dazs is the worst of the lot, if you must go down that route then Phish Food is where it's at. This is an indisputable fact.

Spoken like true working class scum.

Raspberry and Mango is nectar of the gods and keeps the elite virile.

Participant · 2 Apr 2019 at 17:11

5) Melt it on your mum's breasts and lick it off.

G J · 2 Apr 2019 at 17:22

5) Eat one from a tub and have no problems except knowing when to save some for a later time and stop eating it.

Blackvault · 2 Apr 2019 at 17:24

Bubo said:
2 with hand cupped under the chin for safety. Carefully analyse the remainder after each bite to estimate the best area to bite next to minimise chocolate fallage.

Quoted for the truth!

Diddums · 2 Apr 2019 at 18:42

Psycho Sonny said:
Spoken like true working class scum.

Raspberry and Mango is nectar of the gods and keeps the elite virile.

Fruit ice cream? I'm not even gonna ask how you achieve these levels of degeneracy.

StriderX · 2 Apr 2019 at 18:52

Magnums is still *****, eat tubs like a real depressed fatty.

Waitrose’s chocolate tub is smooth af.

BennyC · 2 Apr 2019 at 20:40

Remove wrapper.
Wind open my jaw.
Push the entire iceream, stick and all, down my oesophagus.

2.

robfosters · 2 Apr 2019 at 20:42

BennyC said:
Remove wrapper.
Wind open my jaw.
Push the entire iceream, stick and all, down my oesophagus.
Choke.

2.

Chris Wilson · 3 Apr 2019 at 16:56

I'd ask Dirty Harry, he's the expert.

Monkeynut · 3 Apr 2019 at 20:21

ALDI's own because I have no money.

SickAsAParrot · 4 Apr 2019 at 12:51

Don't, can't stand the things, sickly sweet slimy and horrible. Much prefer fruity lollies.

Rids · 4 Apr 2019 at 13:43

Maundie · 4 Apr 2019 at 13:59

Gotta be 1

dcsarge · 4 Apr 2019 at 14:04

SickAsAParrot said:
Don't, can't stand the things, sickly sweet slimy and horrible. Much prefer fruity lollies.

Can you point out on the Ice Cream menu what Mr Whippy did to you?

As to the op, No 1 with no shame.