Or a gay bearded man dressed as a lady.
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Or a gay bearded man dressed as a lady.
Nah just roll out Adele..
Soldato
Sweden got a double whammy. Not only were they expecting to win or at worst come second, they ended up 6th.
Soldato
Caporegime
Theresa May will be looking for a new job. She can rap "No deal is better than a bad deal" "Brexit means Brexit" etc
Do you disagree with #4? Seems widely acknowledged by ... everyone! That the voting is political. #3 is probably true also. No idea about #1.Time to leave the thread before the annual rants about Eurovision, I'll cover them all below:
* We should pull out, we practically pay for it
* Leave the EU we'll leave this (even though we won't)
* Even if we sent The Beatles/Ed Sheeran/Adele we wouldn't win as they hate us
* It's all political voting
Anyone got any others?
Soldato
How long have the audience been cooped up in that arena, they look knackered.
Don
We’re one of the main contributors to the funding. It’s why we don’t need to qualify.
Yep. Which is why we should just troll the crap out of it. Like Iceland did this year
Soldato
Songs were pants and Graham Norton was nowhere near the sarcasm level needed to make it watchable 
It's always political, it'll be interesting to see what happens next year after we've cancelled Brexit. We could win!
Genuinely sad for our entry though, it was decent and didn't deserve to come last.
Genuinely sad for our entry though, it was decent and didn't deserve to come last.
Soldato
Next year's entry...
(except maybe with the arms at a more flattering angle and a smidge of diversity).
Soldato
The thing is, we tried and look what happened?
Iceland think "**** it" and they do better than us.
Iceland think "**** it" and they do better than us.
Caporegime
It's a pop contest, it will be forgotten by lunch time on Monday after the morning "we can last on Eurovision" talk over making the morning coffee at work.
Soldato
LOL
Right after Eurovision, they trail the FA Cup highlights after the news.
As soon as the news starts, they give the score of the match.
Right after Eurovision, they trail the FA Cup highlights after the news.
As soon as the news starts, they give the score of the match.
Associate
It's such a shame for the poor kid representing us, nowhere near the worst.
As much as I love to flaunt my Dutch roots (and nationality, suck it Brexit), that Dutch performance was awful and not even in the same league as some of the others. If I was a betting man I'd suggest it's all fixed.
England sucked balls btw, how Mr Fake-Tan was allowed to represent England is a mystery
England sucked balls btw, how Mr Fake-Tan was allowed to represent England is a mystery
Soldato
I think he'll do better out of the post-show sympathy/notoriety than he would have done if we'd come two thirds of the way up the board.
Caporegime
England sucked balls btw, how Mr Fake-Tan was allowed to represent England is a mystery
Because some plonkers voted for him in the BBC show back in February or whenever it was.
