Worst Wedding Night Possible

TimTom · 23 May 2019 at 16:31

Classic Absolute Radio Hometime show this week with the brilliant Andy Bush and Richie Firth. Don't know how long it will be up for but unless you're put ut off by caught short stories listen from 17:40

https://absoluteradio.co.uk/schedule/hometime-with-bush-richie-380/episodes/123453/

Bridegroom got dodgy tummy on the way back from the reception... ended up having an accident in the new wife's new car!!!

Imagine the wedding night!?

VincentHanna · 23 May 2019 at 16:38

My wife passed out on the bed on our wedding night.

She made up for it the next morning though

eddie101 · 23 May 2019 at 17:29

I severely broke my ankle the day before my wedding last year... we can't use any of the photos of our wedding ceremony because I'd had no sleep the night before and off my **** on tramadol which meant I looked like I was having a stroke

robfosters · 23 May 2019 at 17:37

Some ex Jeremy Kyle guests, who lifted up the wedding dress only to find the meat and two veg staring back at them, have got this category wrapped up.

ttaskmaster · 23 May 2019 at 17:46

Devrij · 23 May 2019 at 20:23

My wife chundered on the drive home (emergency stop was required!). She made up for it upon arriving at our destination though

MrRockliffe · 23 May 2019 at 20:28

VincentHanna said:
My wife passed out on the bed on our wedding night.

She made up for it the next morning though

Did all the washing up, cleaning and cooking?

toshj · 23 May 2019 at 21:07

My wife was so drunk she couldn't find the toilet in the hotel room, so peed in the bath...

iamdjdz · 23 May 2019 at 21:09

My wife had a massive coughing fit for about 45 mins and was sick (after no drink). I slept through it.

mrk · 23 May 2019 at 21:30

iamdjdz said:
My wife had a massive coughing fit for about 45 mins and was sick (after no drink). I slept through it.

Through the sick? Grim mate.

iamdjdz · 23 May 2019 at 22:13

mrk said:
Through the sick? Grim mate.

Lol she was sick in the toilet. I was enjoying the bridal suite bed.

Mr Blonde · 24 May 2019 at 00:40

Not a wedding night but...

My brother finally got together with a girl he'd liked for a good while. After a great night out at a posh restaurant which included a few bottles of red wine, they end up at his place and go to bed for the first time. My brother wakes up feeling terrible in the middle of the night and with no way of stopping it, chucks up everywhere, covering the bed, the walls and this girl. Still three sheets to the wind he pretends he's asleep and when she wakes up a few seconds later and starts to make a commotion about the foul smelling sticky sludge all over her, he shouts out "That bloody cat!!"
She left there and then, never to be seen again lol.

Dempsey22 · 24 May 2019 at 04:55

Mr Blonde said:
She left there and then, never to be seen again lol.

The cat?