Spec me - A way to kill 3 hours at motorway services

[Cromulent]

womens underwear.....i dare you

No dare required.

 

[Scuzi]

Travelodge and a hooker?

 

[Scam]

Travelodge and a hooker?

Sounds like he already got stood up for that.

 

[Raymond Lin]

womens underwear.....i dare you

Pic or get out.

Or get out and take a pic.

 

[Thekwango]

Or get out and take a pic.

i like where you're going with this

 

[Thekwango]

No dare required.

we need proof!! even if we can't handle the proof!!

 

[200sols]

Knock one out in the bog

 

[Thekwango]

Knock one out in the bog

dunno how you get your jollies but it certainly doesn't take 3 hrs to flick one off......unless of course your 'source material' is a bit ropey

 

[esmozz]

Play real life frogger

 

[Conscript]

Go to the arcade and try to out dance a computer.

 

[ttaskmaster]

NVM

 

[ultralaser]

But a Brexit Party badge on then wait for free milk shakes?

 

[Freddie1980]

They don't happen to have a collection of Gucci belts do they?

Only if your the highest revenue earner!

 

[Orionaut]

So, I'm stuck at a motorway services place for the next few hours. I've already perused some mags in WHSmith, had a cheese burger and posted this message. What to do next? Ideas welcomed.

Enjoying your new electric car are we?

 

[itchy]

Count cars and every time you see VW beetle fapp. Just make sure you be hind a bush otherwise it could get tricky.

 

[wedrum]

Lady friend

 

[Chojin]

Get a job interview at Burger King, do the induction training, and then tell them you quit.

 

[Vanquish-Storm]

Pay for parking as the limit for free is usually 2 hours.

Yeah nearly fell foul of this once.

 

[Tek81]

Update. I killed time by having something to eat at the hotel nearby. The food was quite good, although I felt a bit out of place in my newly acquired tartan print chinos.

 

[azazl187]

Just sit in the car and sink into the endless darkness that is your inner mind