Spec me - A way to kill 3 hours at motorway services

azazl187 · 30 May 2019 at 20:18

tek81 said:
Update. I killed time by having something to eat at the hotel nearby. The food was quite good, although I felt a bit out of place in my newly acquired tartan print chinos.

Pics or it didn't happen

iamdjdz · 30 May 2019 at 23:00

The only motorway services I could happily kill 3 hours at are at Beaconsfield on the M40 because they have both a Nandos (which I don't really like) and a Wetherspoons (which goes with my corner sofa). I may not be legal to drive after but they do have 3 hours free parking not 2.

[FnG]magnolia · 30 May 2019 at 23:11

Just LOL if you don't spend 3 free hours challenging the best dancer in the Services to a dance off, one walk, no take backs, crowd decides the winner.

Noobs.

JAYZ303 · 31 May 2019 at 01:19

I remember I was once in a services toilet cubicle and I looked up for some reason and there was a man looking over the top. I was a child at the time which was more strange. I wonder if he was wasting time too.

FoxEye · 31 May 2019 at 01:23

Gerard said:
Lots of fapping.

For 3 hours?

Hope he's well hydrated.

DarrenM343 · 31 May 2019 at 08:33

JAYZ303 said:
I remember I was once in a services toilet cubicle and I looked up for some reason and there was a man looking over the top. I was a child at the time which was more strange. I wonder if he was wasting time too.

Funny you should say that. My response to the thread was going to be to go to the gents to be entertained by the local perverts

. Those holes in the toilet walls need to be filled you know

I wonder if female toilets at service stations are as bad, or if it's just a male thing, where they hover around, use the urinals for like 20 mins while "observing" people coming and going for example.

SexyGreyFox · 1 Jun 2019 at 15:30

I'm a bit late with this but there has been a spate of motorists being hit with fines because they spent over 2 hours at Services and didn't pay for a ticket.

Pawnless Endgame · 1 Jun 2019 at 18:51

Thekwango said:
dunno how you get your jollies but it certainly doesn't take 3 hrs to flick one off......unless of course your 'source material' is a bit ropey

Go for a stamina, tbh.

ultralaser said:
But a Brexit Party badge on then wait for free milk shakes?

This as well

Conscript said:
Go to the arcade and try to out dance a computer.

This is probably the best (serious) answer so far. Spend a few quid in there but stay away from the high jackpot fruit machines. Stick with video games or have a punt on the 10p fruit machines.