How long do you shake your peen after a number 1?

Teh_Next · 13 Jun 2019 at 21:58

Continuing the current teeth brushing and tap on or off, bottom wipe style threads...

Raymond Lin · 13 Jun 2019 at 21:59

I was going to start this thread but also ask which hand do you hold it with.

Teh_Next · 13 Jun 2019 at 22:00

Raymond Lin said:
I was going to start this thread but also ask which hand do you hold it with.

Anyone's hand who is prepared or daft enough to hold it.

crinkleshoes · 13 Jun 2019 at 22:01

I’m a squeezer not a shaker

Malevolence · 13 Jun 2019 at 22:07

I just tap it on the bowl.

Hades · 13 Jun 2019 at 22:10

Right handed shaker. In public loos I obviously grin at the person next to me and wink while shaking more vigorously than normally. Who wouldn't eh?

SexyGreyFox · 13 Jun 2019 at 22:11

I dab it with toilet paper.
Remember boys, shake it more than 5 times and people will think you are playing with yourself.

azazl187 · 13 Jun 2019 at 22:13

I shake twice. I had to go take a **** to actually make note though as I couldn't think what I did otherwise

andy_mk3 · 13 Jun 2019 at 22:14

Remember, more than 3 shakes is a tommy tank.

Django x2 · 13 Jun 2019 at 22:14

According to Homer, 3 shakes and you're playing with yourself

Teh_Next · 13 Jun 2019 at 22:14

Maybe that Dyson fella can invent a Peen-Blade HexaCyclone Public toilet willy drier.

Werewolf · 13 Jun 2019 at 22:17

i think i'm going to close this, as it's not even really up to gd sdandards

Gerard · 13 Jun 2019 at 22:17

I do the helicopter til its drip free.