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You can't even sunbathe in your back garden these days without the risk of an illegal immigrant dropping from the sky, splattering your boundaries with blood. It seems these "doctors and engineers" don't understand high altitude oxygen depletion and temperatures...
"A suspected stowaway who is believed to have fallen from the landing gear of a flight into Heathrow Airport has been found dead in a London garden.
The body - believed to be that of a man - was found in Offerton Road, Clapham just before 15:40 BST on Sunday.
Police said it was thought the individual fell from a Kenya Airways flight from Nairobi.
A neighbour said the body fell a metre away from a resident who had been sunbathing in the garden.
The man, who did not want to be named, said he heard a "whomp" so he looked out of an upstairs window and saw the body and "blood all over the walls of the garden".
"So I went outside, and it was just then the neighbour came out and he was very shaken," he said.
The neighbour, who asked not to be named, said a plane spotter, who had been following the flight on an plane tracking app from Clapham Common, had seen the body fall.
The plane spotter had arrived almost at the same time as the police and told them the body had fallen from a Kenyan Airways flight."
Determination to reach the UK 10 out of 10, common sense, nil. Reminds me of the time a passenger jet aileron fell in a friend's scrap yard in South Manchester. Nice bit of aluminium alloy, he had it weighed in within the hour!
Source: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-48830212
"A suspected stowaway who is believed to have fallen from the landing gear of a flight into Heathrow Airport has been found dead in a London garden.
The body - believed to be that of a man - was found in Offerton Road, Clapham just before 15:40 BST on Sunday.
Police said it was thought the individual fell from a Kenya Airways flight from Nairobi.
A neighbour said the body fell a metre away from a resident who had been sunbathing in the garden.
The man, who did not want to be named, said he heard a "whomp" so he looked out of an upstairs window and saw the body and "blood all over the walls of the garden".
"So I went outside, and it was just then the neighbour came out and he was very shaken," he said.
The neighbour, who asked not to be named, said a plane spotter, who had been following the flight on an plane tracking app from Clapham Common, had seen the body fall.
The plane spotter had arrived almost at the same time as the police and told them the body had fallen from a Kenyan Airways flight."
Determination to reach the UK 10 out of 10, common sense, nil. Reminds me of the time a passenger jet aileron fell in a friend's scrap yard in South Manchester. Nice bit of aluminium alloy, he had it weighed in within the hour!
Source: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-48830212
