Mass Idiot Cull In September

wolfie138 · 9 Jul 2019 at 12:48

...hopefully
https://metro.co.uk/2019/07/08/120000-alien-hunters-planning-storm-area-51-discover-truth-10131273/

Hades · 9 Jul 2019 at 12:50

Nevertheless, at the time of writing, 129,000 people have indicated they’ll be taking part in ‘Storm Area 51, They Can’t Stop All Of Us’ and a further 163,000 have said they are interested.

Want to bet? Have you seen the alien tech that's out there? Ray guns everywhere! They will get mown down. Ooooooooohhhhhlllllllaaaaaaaaah!

JBuk · 9 Jul 2019 at 12:52

September! Nothing like giving the secret services ample time to hide all that evidence!

ttaskmaster · 9 Jul 2019 at 12:58

something daft already!! · 9 Jul 2019 at 13:04

Americans dont need an excuse to shoot people. This will be a Turkey shoot for them.

iamdjdz · 9 Jul 2019 at 13:05

This would be quite funny to see happen. But 0 chance of it.

Thekwango · 9 Jul 2019 at 13:10

i imagine there'll be a few doors getting 'knocked' on long before 20.09.19.....

Terminal_Boy · 9 Jul 2019 at 13:13

Plenty of time to plant a really, really nasty minefield.

Efour · 9 Jul 2019 at 13:16

Hope this happens

Chris Wilson · 9 Jul 2019 at 13:22

wolfie138 said:
...hopefully
https://metro.co.uk/2019/07/08/120000-alien-hunters-planning-storm-area-51-discover-truth-10131273/

Rules of engagement #1: Tell the enemy when you are going to attack. Sheesh, kids ehh?

BowdonUK · 9 Jul 2019 at 13:33

It would be interesting if it did happen. Would the army really gun down that many people?

Armageus · 9 Jul 2019 at 13:38

So their main tactic is to "Naruto run"?

I didn't even know what that was, but thankfully youtube helped out with that one....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYWLEbm01G0

Azza · 9 Jul 2019 at 13:44

Expected the article to be from The Onion.

Gerard · 9 Jul 2019 at 14:02

Dodging bullets is something that needs to be considered because last time someone tried to speed past the site, he was shot. In January a man carrying an unidentified cylindrical object was shot by the local sheriff’s office and Nevada National Security Site (NNSS) officers after attempting to drive into the site.

How ironic, shot while carrying an Unidentified Carried Object while on the search for UFO's.

Smokey Deza · 9 Jul 2019 at 14:03

Lol this would be great to see.

BowdonUK said:
It would be interesting if it did happen. Would the army really gun down that many people?

I think they'd start with gas grenades first. Maybe get a couple of those noisy trucks too that hurt people's ears.

Gerard · 9 Jul 2019 at 14:05

Hopefully it's live streamed via drone, be funny to see a mass charge across the line. It's not as if the base is just behind the line either, it's 20 or so miles behind the no entry point.

Semple · 9 Jul 2019 at 14:06

BowdonUK said:
It would be interesting if it did happen. Would the army really gun down that many people?

I can't imagine they would without starting one serious riot.

I think what would be more hilarious is people storming through the various blockades just to find an abandoned old hangar with old plane parts from the 80's.

Rroff · 9 Jul 2019 at 14:21

This is what they wanted all along - why abduct when you can get them to come to you... eventually.

wolfie138 · 9 Jul 2019 at 14:47

are the fences there electrified? that could scupper the plans straight away. funny to watch if the crowd pushed someone onto it though.

as for "would the army do it?" - 'ing a right they would, they take threats on military bases very seriously. I strongly suspect it would take one person shot in the leg to make 99.9% of the other suddenly realise they had somewhere else to be. if any of them turn up armed too and return fire though, it will be carnage.

Terminal_Boy · 9 Jul 2019 at 15:00

BowdonUK said:
It would be interesting if it did happen. Would the army really gun down that many people?

They wouldn’t have to. A couple of warning shots into the air and every last one of these loonies will, quite sensibly, turn tail and GTFO at high speed.