God (yes I know) I hope youre not looking for a sensible answer there.
Triggered by the non religious WTH does that even mean? Im gonna take a guess and say the poster was one of those that got offered some praying to help them through a rough period. Its the only thing that could make any sense.
I can imagine it:
Coa9991: I've lost my Tramadol again, third time this week, gotta get my Tramadol doc!
GP: Errrrr....how about I pray for you instead? *smirk*
Coa9991: You're indoctrinating me! You out of touch xxxxxxxxx!
GP: I'm going to have to take that pasty off you too, it's full of fat and I'm ensuring your good health
Coa9991: What?!?! Ok, I guess.......the NHS does have to look out for me....now, about that Tramadol?
GP: You're not having it, but you're due a prostate exam.
Coa9991: Er, that's not really what I came for......
GP: No one leaves until I say they can *gloves on*......