This Instant And Moment - 2019!

Diddums · 27 Aug 2019 at 19:37

Dis86 said:
admit it, it turned you on a little bit, didn't it?

Well he's currently prancing around his house in pink flip flops and a flower shirt, so probably, yes.

secretspy · 27 Aug 2019 at 21:04

Driving home tonight I pulled up to a big roundabout that is covered in long grass when I suddenly saw some chav standing up and pulling his dirt bike up with him :rolleyes:

No one else involved so guessing he lost control

oh how I lol'd
Stupid idiot. That'll teach ya!!

...

Watching my guilty pleasure Celebs Go Dating. One bloke (non celeb) didn't know what a condiment was :rolleyes:

crikey these people are thick

LuckyBenski · 27 Aug 2019 at 22:38

secretspy said:
Driving home tonight I pulled up to a big roundabout that is covered in long grass when I suddenly saw some chav standing up and pulling his dirt bike up with him No one else involved so guessing he lost control oh how I lol'd
Stupid idiot. That'll teach ya!!

Saw three kids, maybe 10/11 playing in a shopping cart today. It fell down and the kid inside was on the ground, the other two checking on him. I was about to go and give a first aid lecture, miles from a road, etc, but the girl in front of me just went PICK HIM UP AND STOP ****ING AROUND WITH THAT THING and scowled off. Brilliant!

Currently melting on the sofa, was in Staines which is warm but London is somehow hotter and wetter and airless

Raymond Lin · 29 Aug 2019 at 22:03

Drinking Guiness in Dublin.

Frozennova · 29 Aug 2019 at 22:16

I see you didn't forget your lens Vaseline

Plec · 29 Aug 2019 at 22:16

Raymond Lin said:
Drinking Guiness in Dublin.

Helping a poor guy in GH forum troubleshoot his system while putting off emails - and now wishing i was in Dublin with the above in my hand rather than my chilled Doombar from a bottle.

Slainte, @Raymond Lin

Raymond Lin · 29 Aug 2019 at 22:24

Frozennova said:
I see you didn't forget your lens Vaseline

I took that with my iPhone and not in portrait mode either!

Akagi · 1 Sep 2019 at 05:05

Great. Feel fine one minute, the next shivering uncontrollably even when I'm warm, with a high fever.

Hope it wasn't anything to do with that dodgy tasting pizza I ordered!

Also how is it September... Jesus...

Akagi · 1 Sep 2019 at 14:44

Took up lockpicking as a theraputic hobby a month or two ago, moved on from cheap generic Taiwanese padlocks, to Yale and Abus padlocks, and can now open them reliably in a minute or two

The only thing I didn't consider was that half decent locks aren't cheap even second hand, so I've had to try and beg and borrow them from people, to practice.

Martynt74 · 2 Sep 2019 at 08:48

This to help you steal old crappy cars?

Akagi · 2 Sep 2019 at 08:49

Marvt74 said:
This to help you steal old crappy cars?

I tried to start the Nippa with my lockpicks but I couldn't do it because of the shutter over the ignition barrel getting in the way.

secretspy · 2 Sep 2019 at 12:37

Car garage sucks at customer service!

Had my car since Friday now. Already charging me a fortune but basically gave me no choice, telling me it would be ready today. Receive a call to say part of the order has been delivered incorrectly. Well that's funny because you said you were ordering it yet you're blaming the factory :rolleyes:

No cars available for me to have in the meantime and I only got a pathetic apology after saying twice that I'm kind of stuck without a vehicle.

almoststew1990 · 5 Sep 2019 at 19:54

I've just moved house. On day 4 of hopefully 8 without an Internet connection! I've rediscovered all my old music (which I built up from about 2002 to 2014 and haven't listened to or updated in about 4/5) and Windows Bloody Media Player. My emo phase, wimpy acoustic phase, "punk rock" phase, dubstep remix phase... Its all here!

I should have made sure I downloaded a whole load of games and launched them once at my old house...

LuckyBenski · 9 Sep 2019 at 07:27

Sat in London City airport to do literally 2 days at a trade show, one hotel sleep. 5am is too early to get up

datalol-jack · 9 Sep 2019 at 07:32

Raymond Lin said:
Drinking Guinness in Dublin.

Lady in colourful pants: "Filthy tourist can't spell!"

robfosters · 11 Sep 2019 at 16:58

I’ve just had a harrowing experience. Sitting here watching the racing and scratching my nuts (as you do), a sharp bit of my nail has nicked quite a big blood vessel in the surface.

Let me tell you now, balls bleed A LOT! I must have been putting pressure on for nearly half hour before it had slowed down enough to get a plaster on. Went a bit faint tbh.

Not looking forward to the plaster coming off

Anyone else had any scrotal related injuries?

LuckyBenski · 11 Sep 2019 at 18:03

Just divert the blood elsewhere somehow :eek:

Mark A · 11 Sep 2019 at 21:50

robfosters said:
Anyone else had any scrotal related injuries?

Did the same thing while trying to shave my sack with hair clippers :eek:

. Never again.

secretspy · 11 Sep 2019 at 21:57

Ouch! I can't relate to that but one thing I have done before is caught my nipple with a razor :eek:

. (No I wasn't shaving them before anyone suggests that

)

Have fun taking the plaster off

Captain · 11 Sep 2019 at 22:13

robfosters said:
I’ve just had a harrowing experience. Sitting here watching the racing and scratching my nuts (as you do), a sharp bit of my nail has nicked quite a big blood vessel in the surface.

Let me tell you now, balls bleed A LOT! I must have been putting pressure on for nearly half hour before it had slowed down enough to get a plaster on. Went a bit faint tbh.

Not looking forward to the plaster coming off

Anyone else had any scrotal related injuries?

I snapped my banjo string when I was younger, 9 stitches, wasn't nice

Nothing to do with my scrotum though but in the general area..