*** The official Apple September Event Thread - Tuesday 10th September 2019 ***

[Captain]

Question: does this woman have a boss-eye?

She has 2..

 

[HEADRAT]

That was a really dull/ugly game

 

[SDK^]

Love Apples tech jargon to make it sound better than it actually is.

A13 Bionic
...and 'High Key Mono' for what is a Black & White photo with increased contrast

 

[Deleted member 651465]

Christ, who edited this script?

“One hour more” than iPhone XR. So, if you are new to the iPhone you’re basically left scratching your head.

She didn’t even say what the figure would be. Shocking.

 

[Mr_Cool]

I really hope their "One More Thing" isn't the Pro Models.

Because the way this event is going on I've got a feeling it will be.

 

[Pigeon_Killer]

I really hope their "One More Thing" isn't the Pro Models.

Because the way this event is going on I've got a feeling it will be.

 

[malachi]

A13 Bionic
...and 'High Key Mono' for what is a Black & White photo with increased contrast

Yeaahhhhh..............!!! Moooooooorrrrrrrreeeeeeeee.......POOOOOOOOWWWWWWERRRRRR....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (by 1%)

 

[southy1978]

I really hope their "One More Thing" isn't the Pro Models.

Because the way this event is going on I've got a feeling it will be.

Yep!

 

[Deleted member 651465]

Yawn. That triple lens design is horrendous.

 

[Mr_Cool]

Stunning new design?

The only that things thats changed is the rear and maybe the body materials.
Hardly something to shout about.

 

[visibleman]

Camera bump

 

[Pigeon_Killer]

God, I remember him from last year. He sounded like he wanted to have sex with the phone.

 

[Converge]

Christ that is ugly

 

[Mr_Cool]

Dont care about the camera bump its not a non issue lol.

 

[Mr_Cool]

NeW dEsIgN.

Can't believed people cheered.

3D Touch is officially dead.

 

[Deleted member 651465]

Oh god, the names are getting silly now!

 

[Converge]

Ah I was hoping they were keeping to two models. Two pro versions. Super duper x pro max plus R S

 

[uvarvu]

Is the notch thinner? I can't tell

 

[UberTiger]

If they end up remove force touch from a phone that they're calling 'Pro' they're taking the ****. It's literally the most Productive feature on the phone if you write a lot of text.

 

[Mr_Cool]

Is the notch thinner? I can't tell

Nope.

 

[Deleted member 651465]

If they end up remove force touch from a phone that they're calling 'Pro' they're taking the ****. It's literally the most Productive feature on the phone.

It’s not used by many people. I happen to like it but app developers aren’t making use of it.

Edit: he needs to clear his throat ffs