Caporegime
****! That's made my eyes water just thinking about it.I snapped my banjo string when I was younger, 9 stitches, wasn't nice
Nothing to do with my scrotum though but in the general area..
Was it an over vigorous fap?
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Was it an over vigorous fap?
At the time it was with the second woman I had been with, she wasn't very experienced and went too hard and pulled down on it too quick and then snap
I had an operation called frenuloplasty, where they realign the banjo string.
Soldato
You guys are really spoiling my evening's Naked Attraction viewing with this talk of terrifying injuries 
My mum's 73 but just told me she's dying to have a go on the zip wire thing at the park near her (she has the grand kids with her, she's not randomly on her own)
Meanwhile I'm about to try and put a curtain pole up and probably annoy the neighbours above with the drilling. Ah well
(she has the grand kids with her, she's not randomly on her own)Meanwhile I'm about to try and put a curtain pole up and probably annoy the neighbours above with the drilling. Ah well
Does the swear filter catch stopcock?
Ah no it doesn't, you just can't type
Soldato
I put up some curtain poles yesterday
Ready for the new blackout lined curtains from JL next week.
Was into plasterboard, used red rawlplugs and some decently long screws. Should hold pretty well even if not into anything solid.
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On my way to meet a close mate from uni as he's finishing the experimental part of his PhD and I'm about to start mine. Food and many pints ahead. 
Nice to see my sister believes the saying a dog is for life not just for Xmas 
Bought a puppy a few weeks ago and now saying she might have to re home it because she's been offered more work. She annoyed me already by not rescuing one or even really thinking this through and now this
Bought a puppy a few weeks ago and now saying she might have to re home it because she's been offered more work. She annoyed me already by not rescuing one or even really thinking this through and now this
The good news is, you get a puppy!Nice to see my sister believes the saying a dog is for life not just for Xmas
Bought a puppy a few weeks ago and now saying she might have to re home it because she's been offered more work. She annoyed me already by not rescuing one or even really thinking this through and now this
How do you work that out lol
I have cats and work all day so wouldn't be home to look after the dog.
Instead of thinking "Oh I'll look into a dog walker" my sister's first thought is get rid basically.
Soldato
Just done a load of housework as I'll probably have a party here next weekend. Finished mopping the kitchen floor for the first time since builders left and I can see it wasn't just dirty, they've battered it. Lovely.
What an exciting Saturday
What an exciting Saturday
Dogs aren't allowed and where is the dog going to stay when I'm not at work.Take the Dog to work.
Didn't really think that through did you lol
Also I don't see why it's my responsibility to sort my sister's mess out. She's nearing 50 so should know better by now.
Dogs aren't allowed and where is the dog going to stay when I'm not at work.
Didn't really think that through did you lol
Also I don't see why it's my responsibility to sort my sister's mess out. She's nearing 50 so should know better by now.
Get a new job. Train the pets to all get along.
Not suggesting its your responsibility, just saying...Free PUPPY!!
Caporegime
Good news! My nuts have healed nicely and the plaster fell off on its own, so all's well that ends well.
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