What do you use to keep your whites white...?

SideWinder · 10 Dec 2019 at 19:50

Genuinely curious to know.

Bought loads of white things recently and want to keep them white obvs. So where else to turn to for an honest opinion but classic OCUK...

THANKS.

NVP · 10 Dec 2019 at 19:52

Dis86 · 10 Dec 2019 at 19:52

I find UKIP and a bit of ethnic cleansing do the trick.

NVP · 10 Dec 2019 at 19:53

Also, did you name yourself after a snake or a gamepad?

SideWinder · 10 Dec 2019 at 20:02

Been here long enough...i should have predicted these type of replies.

Named after a joystick i had yonks ago when Combat Flight Simulator first came out.

So...Persil? Bold?

Jambo · 10 Dec 2019 at 20:06

Try to reduce your fibre intake to avoid skidmarks.

Rainmaker · 10 Dec 2019 at 20:06

My wife. Obviously. :confused:

tom_e · 10 Dec 2019 at 20:12

Rainmaker said:
My wife. Obviously.

His wife.

Monkeynut · 10 Dec 2019 at 20:12

The Brexit Party.

Thekwango · 10 Dec 2019 at 20:18

I normally stick on a boiler suit.

Rainmaker · 10 Dec 2019 at 20:19

tom_e said:
His wife.

With the amount of washing she does, I wouldn't be surprised!

Deleted member 77746 · 10 Dec 2019 at 20:19

What kind of white things....

Firestar_3x · 10 Dec 2019 at 20:20

Daz.

jpaul · 10 Dec 2019 at 20:26

mrbell1984 said:
What kind of white things....

I was assuming teeth ... looking around, that seems to be predisposition of many.

Participant · 10 Dec 2019 at 20:27

Semen.

NVP · 10 Dec 2019 at 20:29

Participant said:
Semen.

May I refer you to post number 2.

Deleted member 77746 · 10 Dec 2019 at 20:30

jpaul said:
I was assuming teeth ... looking around, that seems to be predisposition of many.

Everyone is jumping to conclusions, they don't even know what the white products are.

Participant · 10 Dec 2019 at 20:31

NVP said:
May I refer you to post number 2.

Thank you. I had no idea that skeet meant ejaculate.

Ayahuasca · 10 Dec 2019 at 20:32

Bleach, it works well on teeth, skin and children behaving badly.

[FnG]magnolia · 10 Dec 2019 at 20:41

NVP said:
May I refer you to post number 2.

Every day's a school day it seems.

Also, lol @Dis86

NVP · 10 Dec 2019 at 20:46

Participant said:
Thank you. I had no idea that skeet meant ejaculate.

Only if you shout "pull!" first

[FnG]magnolia said:
Every day's a school day it seems.

SideWinder said:
Named after a joystick i had yonks ago when Combat Flight Simulator first came out

aaah the joystick, I had the gamepad, a few different sidewinders. Badman joypad!

pepp77 · 10 Dec 2019 at 21:25

I stick a scoop of Vanish stuff into a white wash to aid the whites stay whiter for longer.

StriderX · 10 Dec 2019 at 21:29

Just keep buying new and have an extremely offensive budget for clothing.