The OcUK Relationship Counselling and Hugs Thread

Silicon Si · 26 Dec 2019 at 20:46

Better still delete your social media crap I never use that spyware!

Dirk Diggler · 26 Dec 2019 at 20:47

Have you tried increasing her vcore? If that doesn't work, lower her multiplier by one click and you'll be golden. x

Diddums · 26 Dec 2019 at 20:59

Jokester said:
Delete/block her and move on.

LOAM said:
Stop unblocking her and degrading yourself.

/Thread

Here are the two wise men. The third is still trying to figure out what the hell myrrh is.

Steampunk · 26 Dec 2019 at 21:00

Sheenzy said:
My questions are:
1. Is she in love with the new guy shes with aka her manager of her strip club or is she using him to get to me and for the free money?
2. Why is she getting friends to contact me after we have buried all of our dramas and moved on.
3. Is she wanting to get back with me or is she using me for own personal gain?
4. what is her need to tell so many hideous lies about me to people?
5. Do you think she will contact me again?

I want a good detailed break down from strangers that are conpletely objective.

Who cares what she wants or why? Stop initiating contact and starting drama. Delete/block/ignore, then move on with your life. You can't control her, but you can control yourself and your reaction to all her nonsense.

adolf hamster · 26 Dec 2019 at 21:01

String said:
Have you tried increasing her vcore? If that doesn't work, lower her multiplier by one click and you'll be golden. x

Or just add more heatsink, can never have too much heatsink

Throrik · 26 Dec 2019 at 21:04

String said:
Have you tried increasing her vcore? If that doesn't work, lower her multiplier by one click and you'll be golden. x

I strongly recommend delidding her too, for a more extreme overclock into craziness.

VincentHanna · 26 Dec 2019 at 21:05

R.P.L said:
This is a tech forum - no one here's ever had a relationship.

How did many of us end up married then?

Mobius 1 · 26 Dec 2019 at 21:06

Move on. You’re doing yourself no favours by dragging this out.

Gerard · 26 Dec 2019 at 21:09

VincentHanna said:
How did many of us end up married then?

Russianbrides.com

dowie · 26 Dec 2019 at 21:10

She was probably tapping the manager while you were dating too tbh... strippers are crazy. There is a reason why they don’t let the boyfriends into the club too - enough drama with the strippers alone as it is.

I mean she’s now with him and sending you stuff...

Threepwood · 26 Dec 2019 at 21:14

Get you eyebrows done and move on with life.

doodah · 26 Dec 2019 at 21:20

Cut her out your life, start a new year and decade and move on

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LeMson · 26 Dec 2019 at 21:25

SexyGreyFox · 26 Dec 2019 at 21:29

Gerard said:
Russianbrides.com

My Mrs said she was from Yorkshire but after last night and many glasses of Prosecco she was talking Russian.

TrannyBill · 26 Dec 2019 at 21:30

Just ignore her. Why do you even care about this new guy?

Kelt · 26 Dec 2019 at 21:39

Get a Gucci belt, adopt boxing stance and poo in her letterbox.

fretted · 26 Dec 2019 at 21:41

Can we at least have some pics of said stripper?

b00merang69 · 26 Dec 2019 at 21:41

Kelt said:
Get a Gucci belt, adopt boxing stance and poo in her letterbox.

How about strangle her with the Gucci belt, then donkey punch her and then poo on her!

chaparral · 26 Dec 2019 at 21:44

Looks like OP wants her back and is very jealous of this new guy

Or he would just blocked her and moved on with his life

^TANK^ · 26 Dec 2019 at 21:45

I only managed to read the first paragraph and now I feel like your ex girlfriend has affected me.

If you're feeling festive still you could get yourself two M&S Christmas puddings and wear them like boxing gloves, soak them in brandy and arrange to meet her for some OcUK traditional assume the position *Boxing day stance* treatment.

Make sure to light the puddings first though and have the original Mortal Kombat theme music playing very loudly on your mobile phone in your back pocket! :cool: