Soldato
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all right, i can't resist biting, how exactly does one train a toad for battle?
all right, i can't resist biting, how exactly does one train a toad for battle?
What happened to Rash, Zitz and Pimple. Did they retire?
They retired from competition but each now have ambassadorial roles for the Intergalactic Battletoad Competition Commission, promoting the values of fair play, camaraderie and peace between frogs and toads. They occasionally write thought pieces for newspapers and sports magazines.
It is tradition for frogs to officiate santioned events, yes. Most of the animosity between frogs and toads since the great amphibian wars has subsided thanks to diplomatic efforts on both sides.
Careful, some people round here think that weightlifting is terrible and will give you injuries.
I bet there's some Romeo & Juliet type story that was spawned during those amphibian wars.
What are the rules on toxic attacks, or are the toxic abilities something I've just heard of? If true, surely that can make training quite a hard, pondering whether to push them further knowing they could just turn around and wipe their toxic secretions in your face because they have had enough of your slave driving....
Kentucky Fried Cricket, yeah?Tony looks like he has had too much KFC.
What is Tanks win ratio?
Goku at 98% feels like he should be your prized toad.
Yeah, I got a question... Where are all the female toads in this sport?
Based on the lack of females I presume that toads, like frogs, are capable of changing their sex... and that both Transexual and Intersex toads are thus allowed to compete in whichever gender category they want, without having to take suppressive medications?
Kentucky Fried Cricket, yeah?
This is what China thinks of your amphibians:
1.) Please don't share this *****.
2.) The* Chinese really are disgusting cruel ****ed up people.
*some
I would like to take a moment to remind you of the key tenets of Battletoad Honour, which is to respect all people and religions (and not to eat toads).