I collect and train battletoads, AMA

[KingOfTheDaves]

What will you do once Captain Bucky O'Hare defeats the evil toad empire and bans battletoads?

 

[robfosters]

It could well have been! I used to work between Brighton and Horsham for a period in the 2000s.

Did you quit to become a full time battletoad trainer?

 

[NVP]

 

[Greebo]

Careful, some people round here think that weightlifting is terrible and will give you injuries.

Only if your toad is really old though.

 

[Maccy]

Only if your toad is really old though.

Sounds like Tank is approaching that age though

 

[Vince]

I have no words for what I have just read. Its one of the most bizarre things I have ever read on these forums and for that I love it. I mean you guys clearly really get into it. What I don't understand is how, I mean it's not exactly a normal thought process when you give up work...

 

[Armageus]

Does the winner have to fight the mystery toad commonly referred to as Theophany?

Lol

 

[randomshenans]

Brilliant.

 

[Beerbaron]

Does the commission allow hypno toads to enter?

 

[Dirk Diggler]

Generally speaking, during tournaments and the training immediately prior to tournaments, my battletoads are separated from their spouses to encourage them to focus on their combat performance.

That's unfortunate for Tank.

Does Baron Silas von Greenback still sponsor the tournaments?

 

[glenimp617]

after the Zambalonian Olympics debacle, which is why it never made it to the Milky Way's relay satellites.

I remember reading about that in the solar newspaper. If memory serves, wasn't they banned for two years for breaching licensing and financial fair play regulations?

 

[ttaskmaster]

and not to eat toads

You can still lick them, though, right...?

All I have to say to this is WTF why would you let animals battle?

They do it anyway. Might as well teach them to do it well... and make some money on the side.
Many ancient human empires did this with the mercenary nations they hired.

2) How much would a Battletoad like Tank sell for as a stud for future generations? I imagine he's quite a hit with the ladytoads?

Why would he even need ladytoads, if he can change his sex and simply **** himself however he liked?

 

[Deleted member 77746]

With a name like Richard head they are surely a troll. Reverse image search suggests these photos are circulating the web been uploaded a while ago.

So I vote troll.

 

[b00merang69]

Obv a wind up and I never took it as anything else but that.

 

[Maccy]

With a name like Richard head they are surely a troll. Reverse image search suggests these photos are circulating the web been uploaded a while ago.

So I vote troll.

Oh let him have his moment under the spotlight before I pull the trigger

 

[dowie]

With a name like Richard head they are surely a troll. Reverse image search suggests these photos are circulating the web been uploaded a while ago.

So I vote troll.

Damn you should be like a detective or something... everyone else thought he was completely serious

 

[Deleted member 77746]

Oh let him have his moment under the spotlight before I pull the trigger

OK I take it back... They not a troll.

 

[Deleted member 77746]

.. everyone else thought he was completely serious

I did until I saw the name then reverse image searched.

 

[KingOfTheDaves]

With a name like Richard head they are surely a troll. Reverse image search suggests these photos are circulating the web been uploaded a while ago.

So I vote troll.

Thank you for your insightful detective skills

 

[Zatoichi.uK]

I reckon I could take Tank tbh, though I may need to train for a couple of weeks.