I collect and train battletoads, AMA
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If you kiss a Battletoad does it turn into a Battleprince?
And where do they fight? Battlefields? (If so, which one 1942 , 2,3,4 V?)
And where do they fight? Battlefields? (If so, which one 1942 , 2,3,4 V?)
Soldato
Do they get winners belts to wear like boxers and wrestlers ?
If so, who makes the belts ?
I would hope such hard working amphibians are treated to the finest Italian leather work.
If so, who makes the belts ?
I would hope such hard working amphibians are treated to the finest Italian leather work.
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Hello everybody, sorry for my lack of responses - apparently you can't post more than 15 times in 24 hours, so I have been keeping an eye on your questions and have responded as best as I can below 
If it appears like that it's because I'm using a Martian VPN that Elon Musk hooked me up with.
They have miniaturised gym equipment that I have built by hand and 3D printed. As they get stronger they tend to outgrow the equipment so I have a number of different sets of equipment for each stage of a battletoad's journey to greatness.
Just lol at the idea that that hack could overthrow the glorious toad empire. You should stop licking toads.
1). Yes, and without wishing to sound racist, the Pythagoreans of the Triangulum galaxy have a reputation for this. They rarely ever compete in sanctioned competitions but have a thriving underground network.
2). I mean each battletoad has free will, they aren't pets or slaves. Tank has a loving wife and three adorable baby toads but he is free to retire whenever he wants. I provide him with shelter, training, sustenance in exchange for working together as a team to defend the galaxy from evil.
3). Oh absolutely, just like most sports. Terry Moonbeam over on Mars is a notorious bookie for shady betting. The stories I could tell you about his henchman ripping the blorks off of degenerate Insectians...
Yes, they're often nicknamed the Manchester City of the Space Olympics!
Only frogs have the gene that can transform them into a prince upon receiving a princess' kiss.
Most major competitions are held in arenas similar to the UFC but there is no cage. The location is decided on by petition to the IBCC who will adjudicate on each petition's pros and cons for the local and intergalactic economy.
There is a growing battleslug scene, which is mostly grassroots at the moment, but everybody knows battletoad would beat ninjaslug.
For me, I just felt it deep in my bones as my calling. The 1991 video game Battletoads and the subsequent animated TV show had a major impact on my life, so when I found that I had a lot more free time I started researching it on the Dark Web and that's really what kickstarted it. Once I found Tank, we hit it off and formed a really strong working relationship. He showed me the secrets of intergalactic travel and I showed him how to unleash his hidden potential as the greatest battletoad since Zitz, Rash and Pimple (possibly even greater).
Unlike on Earth, the Lutrinae are actually a very reclusive species. They even went so far as to completely shun the Intergalactic Senate. They live undisturbed on their home planet of Sedgeluon IV and in relative terms little is known about their combat prowess. Given that they are fairly hostile to outsiders, it would be difficult to find out as if you visited them, I doubt you'd ever return.
Oh absolutely! The IBCC sources the belts directly from Italy, which is regarded throughout the universe as having the finest leather, mozzarella and communicative gesticulations. The gold embellishments on the belts are mined from the vast natural resources of Heebliach which is located in the outer reaches of the Andromeda galaxy.
If it appears like that it's because I'm using a Martian VPN that Elon Musk hooked me up with.
They have miniaturised gym equipment that I have built by hand and 3D printed. As they get stronger they tend to outgrow the equipment so I have a number of different sets of equipment for each stage of a battletoad's journey to greatness.
Just lol at the idea that that hack could overthrow the glorious toad empire. You should stop licking toads.
1). Yes, and without wishing to sound racist, the Pythagoreans of the Triangulum galaxy have a reputation for this. They rarely ever compete in sanctioned competitions but have a thriving underground network.
2). I mean each battletoad has free will, they aren't pets or slaves. Tank has a loving wife and three adorable baby toads but he is free to retire whenever he wants. I provide him with shelter, training, sustenance in exchange for working together as a team to defend the galaxy from evil.
3). Oh absolutely, just like most sports. Terry Moonbeam over on Mars is a notorious bookie for shady betting. The stories I could tell you about his henchman ripping the blorks off of degenerate Insectians...
Yes, they're often nicknamed the Manchester City of the Space Olympics!
Only frogs have the gene that can transform them into a prince upon receiving a princess' kiss.
Most major competitions are held in arenas similar to the UFC but there is no cage. The location is decided on by petition to the IBCC who will adjudicate on each petition's pros and cons for the local and intergalactic economy.
There is a growing battleslug scene, which is mostly grassroots at the moment, but everybody knows battletoad would beat ninjaslug.
For me, I just felt it deep in my bones as my calling. The 1991 video game Battletoads and the subsequent animated TV show had a major impact on my life, so when I found that I had a lot more free time I started researching it on the Dark Web and that's really what kickstarted it. Once I found Tank, we hit it off and formed a really strong working relationship. He showed me the secrets of intergalactic travel and I showed him how to unleash his hidden potential as the greatest battletoad since Zitz, Rash and Pimple (possibly even greater).
Unlike on Earth, the Lutrinae are actually a very reclusive species. They even went so far as to completely shun the Intergalactic Senate. They live undisturbed on their home planet of Sedgeluon IV and in relative terms little is known about their combat prowess. Given that they are fairly hostile to outsiders, it would be difficult to find out as if you visited them, I doubt you'd ever return.
Oh absolutely! The IBCC sources the belts directly from Italy, which is regarded throughout the universe as having the finest leather, mozzarella and communicative gesticulations. The gold embellishments on the belts are mined from the vast natural resources of Heebliach which is located in the outer reaches of the Andromeda galaxy.
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Hey Richard Head who said you could use my graphics? Invoice in the post.
Filesize was too large anyway
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Can you confirm that Tank was responsible for over turning the armoured personal carrier on planet sires 7 last year.
Apparently he was said to be on holiday with the wife and kids, and whilst hopping around the waste grounds they accidently strolled into the army test range.
The APC driver was said to be oblivious that Tank and his kin were in the area and they could have been run over.
The crew survived but the APC was destroyed.
People say it was a mine - others do not.
Apparently he was said to be on holiday with the wife and kids, and whilst hopping around the waste grounds they accidently strolled into the army test range.
The APC driver was said to be oblivious that Tank and his kin were in the area and they could have been run over.
The crew survived but the APC was destroyed.
People say it was a mine - others do not.
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Im so glad you shared your story Richard! I've been looking for a new hobby so might jump on the dark web and do some research, it seems like Earth needs some more representation on the Intergalactic Battletoads Circuit!
Definitely, really reminded me of how the forum used to be 10 years ago, just friendliness and stupidness
Definitely, really reminded me of how the forum used to be 10 years ago, just friendliness and stupidness
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Tank and his legal representatives settled this matter out of court in November of last year, as such we consider the matter to be dealt with and would like to move on without further speculation as to how this incident occurred.
Im so glad you shared your story Richard! I've been looking for a new hobby so might jump on the dark web and do some research, it seems like Earth needs some more representation on the Intergalactic Battletoads Circuit!
Definitely, really reminded me of how the forum used to be 10 years ago, just friendliness and stupidness
That would be cool to have some extra representation, but don't think I'll go easy on you just because you're a fellow Earthling! I got started by opening Tor browser, then when I was on the dark web, I went to Google and started searching for Battletoad training. Be careful though, the dark web is a scary place.
Definitely, really reminded me of how the forum used to be 10 years ago, just friendliness and stupidness
Still plenty of stupid to go around
Definitely, really reminded me of how the forum used to be 10 years ago, just friendliness and stupidness
Yeah I miss Ye Olde GD, the petty bickering has made me visit a lot less than I used to.
Five stars to OP - Make GD Great Again!
Soldato
Soldato
Having come across some of Richards training logs for Tank on the Dark web, I think it's safe to say that the work they've both put in the get to the top of the game has to be applauded, it's not wonder he can bench 25kg with the attention to detail in regards to diet and weightlifting programmed they've followed.
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That's very kind of you! I hope my writings inspire you to greatness
Tank has saved the universe from certain destruction on at least three separate occasions and you don't believe that a battletoad of his calibre can bench 25kg?
Soldato
This post
Is just
Toadally crazy
Is just
Toadally crazy
Soldato
How does Tank fare with a bottle of Turtle Wax, a chamois and a dry cloth? Your car must be spotless with that little fella around, eager to be trained by a dedicated Sensei like yourself?
