There's a dead rat in my garden, what am I to do?

[koolpc]

Throw it into next doors garden

 

[something daft already!!]

You should give it a proper burial with full christian service with a local priest and some incandescent spices. Or maybe a burial at sea with full Viking honours. What do rat's believe it? It could be a Muslim rat or any one of the thousands of christian sects of America.

 

[wez130]

Got any Chinese neighbours?

 

[Orionaut]

Or maybe a burial at sea with full Viking honours.

Funnily enough, I have a Lady friend who has committed (Quite seriously) that, should I pre-decease her, she would organise the full-on, Burning boat, Lake, Gotterdammerung being played in the background, thing for me!

I have another Lady friend (Devout Catholic) who is appalled at the idea!

You cant please all of the people all of the time!

 

[Dis86]

Both these comments made me lol hard

Glad I could give you a chuckle for the day!

 

[hyperseven]

With our current weather attach it to a lightning rod to see if you can bring it back to life.

 

[rxodium]

I have another Lady friend (Devout Catholic) who is appalled at the idea!

If you really want to appall her, tell her you want a Tibetan sky burial.

 

[koolpc]

Wait for good weather and barbecue it. Yom yom..

 

[LeMson]

It was prolly just asleep, let it sleep OP

 

[djshauny1]

lolwut? What council picks up dead animals as food waste?

 

[Malevolence]

lolwut? What council picks up dead animals as food waste?

Where would you put a chicken if you opened it to find it gone off?

 

[moon man]

have a few dead mice during the year ,just pick up by the tale and throw into hedgerow ,nature then disposes

 

[Feek]

just pick up by the tale and throw into hedgerow

cool story bro

PS, what's with the space before the commas?

 

[moon man]

damn, my spelling or using wrong words and punctuation are terrible ,cant even blame on dyslexia or anything and my sentences are too long

 

[Semple]

Where would you put a chicken if you opened it to find it gone off?

That is a fair point!

 

[dcsarge]

Why does that make me
Think of Terry pratchet novels

Sorry, been busy and not checked in.
That would be because I was thinking of a C.M. Dibbler, Esq. Purveyor of the finest street food .

 

[Psycho Sonny]

food waste is for organic material which will break down by itself over time.

therefore i would have put it in the garden / food waste bin.

 

[Mcnumpty2323]

Sorry, been busy and not checked in.
That would be because I was thinking of a C.M. Dibbler, Esq. Purveyor of the finest street food .

Yeah it came back to me
When someone else mentioned it
Sadly missed is Terry pratchet

 

[Supercow]

Run your lawnmower over it, looks like it needs a trim out there anyway.

 

[dcsarge]

Yeah it came back to me
When someone else mentioned it
Sadly missed is Terry pratchet

Very much so.

Run your lawnmower over it, looks like it needs a trim out there anyway.

I'm not sure that will catch on as the new organic fertiliser . Mind you my mower does have a mulch function. I will let the OP blaze that trail first in the name of science/pest disposal .