I'm annoyed you all clapped for the NHS but not the battletoads who keep you safe

[Theophany]

How many battletoads change
How many 'toads are living strange
Where were you while we were battling hard?
Slowly walking down the hall
Faster than a cannon ball
Where were you while we were battling hard?

Some day you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a battletoad supernova in the sky
Some day you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a battletoad supernova
A battletoad supernova in the sky

Wake up the dawn and ask the toad why
A dreamer dreams it never dies
Wipe that tear away now from your eye
Slowly walking down the hall
Faster than a cannon ball
Where were you while we were battling hard?

Some day you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a battletoad supernova in the sky
Some day you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a battletoad supernova
A battletoad supernova

'Cause people believe that they're
Gonna get away for the summer
But you and I, the battletoads die
The world's still spinning round
We don't know why
Why, why, why, why

How many special people change
How many lives are living strange
Where were you while we were battling hard?
Slowly walking down the hall
Faster than a cannon ball
Where were you while we were battling hard?

Some day you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a battletoad supernova in the sky
Some day you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a battletoad supernova
A battletoad supernova

'Cause people believe that they're
Gonna get away for the summer
But you and I, the battletoads die
The world's still spinning round
We don't know why
Why, why, why, why

How many special people change
How many lives are living strange
Where were you while we were battling hard?
When the battletoads saved our universe.

I BET SIMON COWELL ISN'T GOING TO COMMISSION THIS FOR THE CHRISTMAS NUMBER ONE

 

[The_Abyss]

I prefer Magnolia tbh.

 

[Angilion]

Surely the only sensible selection for number one nowadays is "Don't Stand So Close To Me"?

 

[FoxEye]

Op can have a slow clap from me if he wants.

Or just the clap.

 

[Theophany]

I prefer Magnolia tbh.

When you were partying, I studied the battletoad. When you were having pre-marital sex, I mastered the perfect combo. Whilst you wasted your time at the gym in the pursuit of vanity, I cultivated inner strength learned from my battletoads. And now the world is on fire and the virus is at the door , you have the audacity to ask for our help?

Need I remind you that my battletoad, Tank, has saved this pathetic planet from total destruction in the last five Intergalactic Tournaments? I also have my next boy Goku set to protect you all.

 

[Theophany]

Frankly you should all go outside and clap for Tank saving you all from the Insectoid Savages from the Seventh Dimension but lol at you sheeple hearing about that on the communist BBC news channel

 

[The_Abyss]

And now the world is on fire and the virus is at the door , you have the audacity to ask for our help?

It was all believable up to this point, but I didn't ask for help. My coping strategy, to buy a wide variety of alcohol from a broad range of sources, and rename my house to The Winchester, has been highly effective so far.

 

[JRS]

Go home @Theophany, you're drunk

 

[nightrider1470]

Big tit

 

[Hedge]

Tank is a Battleturd.

 

[koooowweeee]

Ban

 

[EGuitarStar]

I salute you. What this needs is you singing this and posting a video of it.

 

[Sankari]

I prefer Magnolia tbh.

^^ +1 Magnolia is my guy.

 

[Jono8]

I prefer Magnolia tbh.

This.

 

[Maccy]

Wow

 

[InvaderGIR]

 

[CREATIVE!11]

voteban op so he can't post while in isolation.

 

[Blackjack Davy]

Ban

Now I see why he got banned the last time. Methinks his return visit will be a short one.

 

[Squark]

Ugh
When did they let you back in?

 

[{SAS}TB]