Ruin a first date in four words...

Flibster · 10 Apr 2020 at 02:25

Is this restaurant vegan?

Angilion · 10 Apr 2020 at 02:31

I'm not a shop.

hyperseven · 10 Apr 2020 at 02:40

Can you smell fish

[FnG]magnolia · 10 Apr 2020 at 03:03

MY MAIN'S A PALADDIN

[FnG]magnolia · 10 Apr 2020 at 03:06

VACCINATION IS MEDICALLY UNSOUND

Malevolence · 10 Apr 2020 at 05:48

Golf ball, garden hose.

wedrum · 10 Apr 2020 at 05:50

I own a cornersofa

bjorkiii · 10 Apr 2020 at 05:51

My mother chose you.

Diddums · 10 Apr 2020 at 06:05

NVP wants to come

HEADRAT · 10 Apr 2020 at 06:33

Mum can join in

NVP · 10 Apr 2020 at 07:17

Gerard said:
Fan of Knob Cheese?

This is just grim!

crinkleshoes said:
Where are the cameras?
Are those boobs real?
How does it smell?
Can my wife watch?
More on the way
Your mum looks better
Can your mum join?
How's your gag reflex?

Some of these do not ruin first dates, some are quite common actually

Malevolence said:
Golf ball, garden hose.

You're gonna have to explain this one to me...

malachi · 10 Apr 2020 at 07:46

You looked slimmer before

Ewanb75 · 10 Apr 2020 at 07:55

you got your purse?

The Funktopus · 10 Apr 2020 at 08:03

Chap out on table

Nitefly · 10 Apr 2020 at 08:12

@NVP ”You look like you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose”

brendy · 10 Apr 2020 at 08:16

She said shes pregnant.
It's just a wart
Were you always big?
I've forgotten my wallet
Do you like lamp?

ElliorR · 10 Apr 2020 at 08:26

Do you share buttplugs?

Deleted member 77746 · 10 Apr 2020 at 08:42

My Ex Is Pregnant

chaparral · 10 Apr 2020 at 08:49

I own a Ford

hegemon · 10 Apr 2020 at 08:52

I'm called Peter File
(IT Crowd: Season 2 Episode 4, The Dinner Party)