Ruin a first date in four words...

[bluesouljah]

Chatted up another girl

 

[bluesouljah]

Accidentally, I might add

 

[bluesouljah]

She was loads younger

 

[bluesouljah]

The date never forgot.

 

[RxR]

"Are you a gossip?"

 

[Hades]

No alcohol, on penicilin

 

[Yadda]

It boosts over 1700.

 

[Angilion]

I am your father.

For bonus points, said in a Darth Vader voice.

 

[RxR]

"What have you achieved?"

"Your talents aren't showing ."

Apart from your body...
What can you contribute?

 

[Mrs Seabiscuit]

You`re veins look good!


Nurse used to drawing blood samples

 

[montymint]

Nice legs, wanna ****?

 

[Angilion]

You`re veins look good!

Nurse used to drawing blood samples

Or a vampire

Mine must be pretty good in that context because I've had no end of blood tests and they were always straightforward. Look at the inside of my elbow, pick a spot, straight in and off we go. There was a whole rainbow of tubes with different coloured stoppers for a while. Sample for this, sample for that, sample for something else.

 

[NVP]

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No alcohol, on penicillin

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No alcohol, on penicilin

Are you sure no alcohol?

 

[the shadow]

Red pill or blue

 

[Hades]

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Page 4:


Are you sure no alcohol?

LOL I was actually drinking when I posted that

 

[McstylisT]

Would you peg me ?

 

[RxR]

"peg"? Wass ist dass?

 

[NVP]

"peg"? Wass ist dass?

 

[LCG-xyz]

It's not MY blood

 

[Tek81]

Smokem da peace pipe?