i'm so dead

[leemk]

Missus wanted her hair cut , her sister said to have it cut short.
No problem i can do that since i do a zero on myself .
Number 8 will do it , not much coming off there so down to a number 4 .
Anyway you have seen those films of the people with short brutal head shaves in concentration camps well its that.
Might have to persuade her to have a zero to fix it .
and no theres no photos dont think she would be too amused about that.

Yes i did say it looks fine but i think she saw the look of horror in my eyes.

 

[Rannoch]

It’ll grow back. Always a silver lining.

 

[koooowweeee]

Picture or it never happened

 

[Raikiri]

Are you telling me you tried to do a short haircut on your girlfriend and took that to mean she wanted it 2cm long?

A woman's short hair is not usually the same as a bloke, unless you're with Sinead O'Connor.

 

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[crinkleshoes]

Always a silver lining.

You calling her old?

 

[Rannoch]

You calling her old?

It’s a possibility

 

[Puzzled]

Get some glue and stick it back on, when it falls off in the shower claim ignorance and blame 5G

 

[leemk]

Are you telling me you tried to do a short haircut on your girlfriend and took that to mean she wanted it 2cm long?

A woman's short hair is not usually the same as a bloke, unless you're with Sinead O'Connor.

Pretty much yes , although its my wife of 30 years in her late 50's.

 

[something daft already!!]

Why would anyone, especially a woman, ask someone who has no idea about cutting hair, to cut their hair? Unless for comedy reasons I can see none.

 

[leemk]

Why would anyone, especially a woman, ask someone who has no idea about cutting hair, to cut their hair? Unless for comedy reasons I can see none.

i'm persuasive , anyway shes just out the shower and it doesnt look too bad wet

 

[Mr Badger]

i'm persuasive , anyway shes just out the shower and it doesnt look too bad wet

Sorry, which bit did you shave?

 

[Sam__]

You must post pics! That's amazing. I did that as a kid once and regretted it for an entire school year!

 

[Scuzi]

TTIUWP

 

[paradigm]

Sorry, which bit did you shave?

Not enough recognition for this post. Bravo.

 

[randomshenans]

TTIUWP

this

 

[Bear]

At least we are on lockdown so she doesn’t have to go outside

 

[Yadda]

Lol, great stuff.

Have you tried turning her handles? I think it makes the hair grow back.

 

[FoxEye]

Can't say I believe this..

What woman in her right mind trusts her husband to cut her hair?

Maybe 0.0000000000000000000000000001% of women, but that's all

 

[sigma]

Pics or ban OP.