Nono, you forgot the passive aggressivism and tutting towards those who do the <THING>.
We've already got "can make better food at home", let's see how long it takes for the "I could never put that stuff in my body" post to show up.
I wouldn't wait for an hour for a Michelin star restaurant, let alone low quality crap like McDonalds.
I can make better burgers in my kitchen with a cheap £2 pack of mince.
It was literally the next post