Regarding poop and chocolate

Justintime · 18 Jun 2020 at 15:10

I take it chocolate is harder to come off fingers and faces than poo with a wet wipe right? Else i may have a 20 month old daughter with some future stomach illness

Chocolate brioche coincided with her taking off her pullups filled with poop but seemingly untouched, hopefully.

wiiija · 18 Jun 2020 at 15:11

MatsyLR · 18 Jun 2020 at 15:12

Wh....what did I just read.
Smell the baby wipe?

ElliorR · 18 Jun 2020 at 15:12

One thing I do know, they taste different.

Dave2150 · 18 Jun 2020 at 15:14

Hope this is a windup, or a drunken post.

arc@css · 18 Jun 2020 at 15:15

Hmmm...

Zefan · 18 Jun 2020 at 15:16

Dave2150 said:
Hope this is a windup, or a drunken post.

They aren't mutually exclusive

Justintime · 18 Jun 2020 at 15:16

Actually no, just a legit question. Just worried she may have ingested some poop since both the chocolate and it are the same colour. Whatever was on her face and hands were hard to come off though, so thinking it may be chocolate. Also its a question i rather not ask my wife.

Theophany · 18 Jun 2020 at 15:20

Justintime said:
Also its a question i rather not ask my wife.

Genuinely laughed very hard at this

Dis86 · 18 Jun 2020 at 15:26

Child supervision. It's grrrrrrrreat! Keep an eye on her and you'll know if she's eating her own crap or not.

TonTom · 18 Jun 2020 at 15:30

ElliorR said:
One thing I do know, they taste different.

peterwalkley · 18 Jun 2020 at 15:32

Keep it in reserve when you are stuck for material giving the father of the bride speech

tom_nieto · 18 Jun 2020 at 15:32

It’ll strengthen the immune system. Also, just wash it off and move on with life.

pepp77 · 18 Jun 2020 at 15:33

Dis86 said:
Child supervision. It's grrrrrrrreat! Keep an eye on her and you'll know if she's eating her own crap or not.

Yeah, who takes their eyes of a child even for a few seconds in their own home!

Mcnumpty2323 · 18 Jun 2020 at 15:37

ElliorR said:
One thing I do know, they taste different.

Don't eat the maltesers in future

builder22 · 18 Jun 2020 at 15:39

Ermmm I think chocolate is more difficult to remove yes

also can’t believe I’ve just googled ‘is eating your own poo safe’

Akagi · 18 Jun 2020 at 15:42

builder22 said:
Ermmm I think chocolate is more difficult to remove yes

also can’t believe I’ve just googled ‘is eating your own poo safe’

No. No it is not safe.

And please don't tell me what you found when you searched it either.

Also OP, you are wild sir. Just wild.

CosmicClown · 18 Jun 2020 at 16:06

Thread of the year

Dis86 · 18 Jun 2020 at 16:22

pepp77 said:
Yeah, who takes their eyes of a child even for a few seconds in their own home!

Not me when they're eating. Only takes a second for them to choke.

rubberduck · 18 Jun 2020 at 16:26

CosmicClown said:
Thread of the year

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