Camping out side hairdressers on the 3rd?

Edrof · 26 Jun 2020 at 15:13

Squidward said:
So my regular barber is re-opening on the 4th,he is not taking appointments but rather is serving on a first come first served basis. I am now contemplating camping outside the barbers the night before to ensure I am first inline. Anyone else planning on the same?

You also hoarded toilet paper, I bet.

Deleted member 77746 · 26 Jun 2020 at 15:20

Junglist said:
Don't. My name rhymes with it so i was forever getting Grease Lighting shouted at me

I vote for name change to Grease Lightning.

arknor · 26 Jun 2020 at 15:21

Spacedeck said:
I'm in two minds about going back just yet. I think it'll be busy at the start and I'm not sure I'm overly keen on going when infections can very easily still spread, then there will be the whole masks and things which will be required.

I asked a Newcastle one if they required customers to where masks and they said no.

I think they open at 7:30 , might go down about 6:30 myself and hope it's not busy.

most people I've seen look like they had a haircut anyway, mines way longer than everyone else I've seen and I had it cut 2 weeks before lockdown

Chris Wilson · 26 Jun 2020 at 15:22

Undertaker looks out of the shop window at the queue at the barber shop, rubs hands, mutters"They;re all doomed", goes to check stock of coffins....

I'll stay a walking scruff for a while, rather than an immaculate corpse.

Junglist · 26 Jun 2020 at 15:28

mrbell1984 said:
I vote for name change to Grease Lightning.

Don't give them ideas!!

DXP55 · 26 Jun 2020 at 15:38

The OP is doing a wind up "right" :rolleyes:

Deleted member 77746 · 26 Jun 2020 at 15:40

DXP55 said:
The OP is doing a wind up "right"

The op doesn't even have hair.

ttaskmaster · 26 Jun 2020 at 15:44

mrbell1984 said:
My middle name is illegal I'm fine.

According to Google, your middle names are Colin and Graham...

Deleted member 77746 · 26 Jun 2020 at 15:47

ttaskmaster said:
According to Google, your middle names are Colin and Graham...

Google knows best.

Dominic-Toretto · 26 Jun 2020 at 15:55

mrbell1984 said:
The op doesn't even have hair.

lmao since when???

Deleted member 77746 · 26 Jun 2020 at 15:56

Squidward said:
lmao since when???

Well look at your sig. I made it I should know.

Smokey Deza · 26 Jun 2020 at 15:57

Get a real barber. Mine just text asking when I want an appointment

Junglist · 26 Jun 2020 at 16:02

Diddums said:
REECE'D LIGHTNING, GO REECE'D LIGHTNING

And just like that, my anonymity is gone!

Thank you for spelling it the right way

Vince · 26 Jun 2020 at 16:05

My barber happens to be my mate and he came round and did mine and the wifes in the garden yesterday. I feel godly and not a complete mess!! Feels good!

gailjon · 26 Jun 2020 at 16:22

robfosters said:
I thought people camping outside for new iPhones was crazy enough, but a haircut!

Do you think the news will interview him like they do the first new iphone customers?

SideWinder · 26 Jun 2020 at 16:24

gailjon said:
Do you think the news will interview him like they do the first new iphone customers?

"I told them lot on OCUK i would do this and i am first in line. Now who is laughin'"

Deleted member 77746 · 26 Jun 2020 at 16:27

I got OPs camping location. I will interview them for everyone on here.

Vince · 26 Jun 2020 at 16:31

mrbell1984 said:
I got OPs camping location. I will interview them for everyone on here.

Dunno what you are on about this is one of the better threads in the last few days lol

Deleted member 77746 · 26 Jun 2020 at 16:47

Vince said:
Dunno what you are on about this is one of the better threads in the last few days lol

Apple campers get interviewed so why can't people camping out barbers?

Vince · 26 Jun 2020 at 16:50

mrbell1984 said:
Apple campers get interviewed so why can't people camping out barbers?

Those people are weird! Don't be that person