Fess Up! - Stray Pee Spray
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Caporegime
I'm an adult. I don't **** on myself.
Soldato
Why watch her go to all that effort if you don't intend to savour the aroma throughout the day.
Soldato
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I don't concern myself with such minutiae. I have staff who deal with matters like that.
I've never had my pee spray on to my self
quite possibly my hose is a lot longer than yours.
obviously everyone has experienced the thing where it tries not to come out in a straight line, well unless your circumcised I'd imagine.
but it would never shoot out at an angle that would hit me, just hit the toilet seat perhaps if I wasn't paying attention.
sometimes I've washed my hands then erm splashed my self with water a bit, I'm tall with long legs so my pelvis area is generally higher than sinks are.
sometimes when I've urinated , if I bend down in the few minutes following a few drops will leak out if I'm not careful, sign of getting old or I need to train my bladder muscles more
quite possibly my hose is a lot longer than yours.
obviously everyone has experienced the thing where it tries not to come out in a straight line, well unless your circumcised I'd imagine.
but it would never shoot out at an angle that would hit me, just hit the toilet seat perhaps if I wasn't paying attention.
sometimes I've washed my hands then erm splashed my self with water a bit, I'm tall with long legs so my pelvis area is generally higher than sinks are.
sometimes when I've urinated , if I bend down in the few minutes following a few drops will leak out if I'm not careful, sign of getting old or I need to train my bladder muscles more
Soldato
I sit down, at my age there is zero chance of me not urinating like a watering can.
Associate
I've taken to wearing a nappy to avoid having to concern myself with this issue
Twin jets....what a nightmare.
Caporegime
Screw that, sit at home, squat in public.
Urinals are so varied, some have zero splashback, others you cannot avoid it.
Urinals are so varied, some have zero splashback, others you cannot avoid it.
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Nope, still happens. Problem is with internal tubing misalignment, nothing to do with the external insulation sleeve.
Nope, just shake more vigourously or use a bit of loo roll.
Stand further back.
If your outfall is short-reaching, consider some kegel exercises or whatever they're called. Failing that, phone teh water company and complain about low pressure in your area!!
Soldato
Well some is bound to form an aerosol and you are likely to get droplets at about 1m. So the more fragile should maybe wear scuba gear with a suitably positioned opening fly.
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