GD petty criminals in 'ere

Will Gill · 14 Feb 2021 at 21:13

Werewolf said:
Not sure if baby will like the scorched milk powder as much as normal milk powder though.

Who cares about the baby mate, I wanna do some crime!

I'm off to dig out my old palamino rig, that kicked out more heat than most suns

Diddums · 14 Feb 2021 at 21:17

Need a chainsaw tbh.

Flibster · 14 Feb 2021 at 21:22

Decent magnet on the locking side or a pin punch to knock out the hinge pin.

Easy.

Feek · 14 Feb 2021 at 21:28

Melt a hole in the bottom with an old soldering iron.

arknor · 14 Feb 2021 at 22:00

The most middle-class first-world problems...

Deleted member 77746 · 14 Feb 2021 at 22:23

That yellow lids a bit of plastic. Even a kid could get into that!

Will Gill · 14 Feb 2021 at 22:29

Bouton Aide said:
That yellow lids a bit of plastic. Even a kid could get into that!

I know that, I even said that in the OP, t'was a bit of fun

Deleted member 77746 · 14 Feb 2021 at 22:35

Will Gill said:
I know that, I even said that in the OP, t'was a bit of fun

oh tis you willy gilly. I didn't even look at the name just the pics :eek:

BUDFORCE · 14 Feb 2021 at 22:48

Will Gill said:
I was secretly hoping you were all little scrotes when you were kids

sharing tales about how you all used to rob woolworth's and these defenses were defeated in seconds using xxxxxxx with a small amount of pressure added to yyyy

I mean, I grew up in London and did pretty illegal **** when I was young. Which:

A. I don't want to post on a public forum.

B: I'd get banned for posting on here anyway.

Id be interested in what level of "scrote
" would be ok. I mean, I was no Tony Montana but I did a bit more then taking pick and mix from Woolworths.

Anyway, just cut the bottom off and put it in a different container, surely.

Hotwired · 14 Feb 2021 at 22:50

Can think of a few things but since you probably want the baby powder uncontaminated...

Cut the can open to empty the baby powder then give the yellow thing a few whacks with a hammer for science.

Will Gill · 14 Feb 2021 at 22:53

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BUDFORCE said:
I mean, I grew up in London and did pretty illegal **** when I was young. Which:

A. I don't want to post on a public forum.

B: I'd get banned for posting on here anyway.

Id be interested in what level of "scrote
" would be ok. I mean, I was no Tony Montana but I did a bit more then taking pick and mix from Woolworths.

Anyway, just cut the bottom off and put it in a different container, surely.

Maybe I should setup an anonymous mailbox so we can all share our stories with impunity

Also, worry not I was an utter nightmare in my teens.

Hotwired said:
Can think of a few things but since you probably want the baby powder uncontaminated...

Cut the can open to empty the baby powder then give the yellow thing a few whacks with a hammer for science.

Yep I will be doing the hammer part, I'm intrigued what is inside the weird flappy bit, I fully expect to post back here tomorrow covered in smart water

Psycho Sonny · 14 Feb 2021 at 23:00

You know what they say... Breast is best.

Potentially harder for most ocuk'ers to get into a bra than a bit of plastic though judging by some of the relationship advice threads posted in here and the subsequent advice dished out.

antijoke · 14 Feb 2021 at 23:02

You’re milking this a bit ain’t you?

Malevolence · 14 Feb 2021 at 23:06

BUDFORCE said:
I mean, I grew up in London and did pretty illegal **** when I was young. Which:

A. I don't want to post on a public forum.

B: I'd get banned for posting on here anyway.

Id be interested in what level of "scrote
" would be ok. I mean, I was no Tony Montana but I did a bit more then taking pick and mix from Woolworths.

Anyway, just cut the bottom off and put it in a different container, surely.

Same here, was a right shady **** back in the day. But if anyone asks I point them to my criminal record. I don't have one, I never got caught.

Deleted member 77746 · 14 Feb 2021 at 23:08

Can just imaging op been covered in dye tomorrow. Gets arrested and caught by a copper who just happens to be looking for someone that fits his description.

Covered in invisible dye...

Will Gill · 14 Feb 2021 at 23:09

Psycho Sonny said:
You know what they say... Breast is best.

At the midwife's recommendation I tried colostrum and my poor baby never got a look in after that

bitty!!!

antijoke said:
You’re milking this a bit ain’t you?

Who knows, tt could become legendairy

dowie · 14 Feb 2021 at 23:58

How thick is the plastic? Could you get some sort of adjustable wrench and just clamp onto it and twist the plastic a bit etc..?

Drill on the lock might be an idea but ideally don't want to breach the packaging underneath, especially with bits of metal/plastic etc..

FoxEye · 15 Feb 2021 at 00:17

Sorry, but why are there security locks on these things in the first place?

They'll be putting them on Pringles next.

fatiain · 15 Feb 2021 at 00:20

FoxEye said:
Sorry, but why are there security locks on these things in the first place?

They'll be putting them on Pringles next.

Baby milk is nigh on £10 a pop, easy to nick, and easy to fence on in the pub.

Monkeynut · 15 Feb 2021 at 00:20

FoxEye said:
Sorry, but why are there security locks on these things in the first place?

They'll be putting them on Pringles next.

When I used to work in retail we only put one out at a time or people with "Irish accents" would clear the lot.