Badly explain what you do for a living.

[RDM]

Ah, you're fully paid up NUT then.

NEU these days and no, with their position on exams and exclusions (no more of either) I could not support that union at all!

 

[Minusorange]

I buy, sell and mine virtual money and items that don't actually exist

 

[hurfdurf]

I make simps jealous

 

[Hagar]

Having reached a grand old age I help the government spend it's money.

 

[The IPB]

I'm a trip advisor for data.

 

[something daft already!!]

It's fascinating trying to work out what people do from this lol. Perhaps I should have included to add a spoiler to show what you do actually do like someone else did in the thread.

 

[Stolly]

I help over 500 million people get in debt.

 

[Davinnicus]

I stand around people watching and listen to conversations. occasionally asking people to leave.

 

[Mr Blonde]

Middle aged men and women pay me to do things with them in secluded places that their partners won't.

Spoiler

As part of my house sitting gig for some well off families that I'm now friends with, I get asked to play golf with them against their other halves. It's usually all expenses paid.

 

[Cooler running]

I let people tell me the best way to break their computer. I then do the breaking, then fix it in 6-8 months time.

 

[The Funktopus]

I help the lights stay on, and ensure that people who decide to put their put their head in the oven die…..

As long as they don’t have an electric oven I might add.

 

[silverblack]

I stick stuff to other stuff.

 

[Raikiri]

I help the lights stay on, and ensure that people who decide to put their put their head in the oven die…..

As long as they don’t have an electric oven I might add.

I mean, they'd probably still die just much more painfully.

 

[TrojanWhore]

Currently I spend ten minutes a month explaining to someone who has a job why their aim of me finding a job is unreasonable.

Before that I arranged for humans to intervene with technology that was sold under the premise that it removed the need for human intervention.
I also spent a significant amount of time explaining to customers who had paid large sums for support why they needed to pay for the aforementioned human intervention, as they should have paid more for support in the first place.

 

[dirtybeatfreak]

I fix peoples v/blogging tools when they spill their Coffee over them in Starbucks.

 

[m4rmite]

My previous job was in lube

 

[Thekwango]

ensuring the people and systems that provide the ability to effectively trace the meat on your plate back to animals farm of birth are capable of doing that which they are supposed to.

 

[Minstadave]

I steal babies from their parents, and hurt lots of children.....

 

[drakulton]

Fill small rooms up with eggs

you're a chicken?

 

[Zeb67]

I tell people who need to fix things what order they need to fix things