John Challis (Boycie) has died

Caporegime
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I remember the classic line from the one where Marlene still wanted to buy the baby that turned out to be mixed race, saying that they could say it was a throwback.

"For gawd sake Marlene, I might be able to con people into buying my cars. I might be able to convince them you conceived and gave birth in 7 days flat. But how the hell am I going to persuade them my granddad was Louis Armstrong."
 
Soldato
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RIP.

“Did you know, 500 years ago this was a green and peaceful area? The old Earl of Peckham had a castle where the Kwik-Fit exhaust centre now stands.

"Flaxen-haired maidens used to dance round the village maypole of an evening. And then one fateful medieval day, the Trotter clan arrived in a stolen Zephyr.

"Before you knew it, the flaxen-haired maiden was up the spout, the old Earl had been sold some hooky armour and someone nicked the maypole."
 
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