People eating butter

[Lysander]

Do you know anyone who does this?

Obviously people eat butter as an ingredient, but one of my colleagues asked me to get her a tub of butter from the shops while I was out - OK, no problem - but when I brought it back she proceeded to eat it out of the tub. Is it weird that I've never seen this being done before? Is it common?

 

[Iamzod]

That sounds disgusting, that said I do know someone who likes to eat raw sausages which is even worse.

 

[thenewoc]

Is she pregnant perhaps?

 

[Mason-]

I love butter on toast etc but agreed it's not particularly nice to eat on its own. Melted into the holes of a toasted crumpet though.... mmm might have to buy some crumpets now.

 

[Mason-]

That sounds disgusting, that said I do know someone who likes to eat raw sausages which is even worse.

Reminds me of a show where the Hairy Bikers went round to different countries in Europe trying typical foods. They went to Poland and there was a big thing about sausages. He visited some rural area and to test that the mix of the sausage meat and spices were right the old guy just ate some of it raw, been doing it his whole life apparently . Apparently eating raw sausages is more common than we think.

 

[thenewoc]

Perhaps she's on a keto diet and avoiding carbs.

 

[pastymuncher]

Yuck. The only time I have butter is the rare occasion I have some toast or a toasted teacake.

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

Butter is like bread - you don't eat it by itself.

Butter + bread together is fine.

 

[LeMson]

What a dirty *****, what's her number?

 

[robfosters]

Butter is like bread - you don't eat it by itself.

Butter + bread together is fine.

I love eating plain crusty bread

 

[Lysander]

Perhaps she's on a keto diet and avoiding carbs.

Well, I did ask her what she was doing. She replied, "I love eating butter".

 

[Mason-]

I love eating plain crusty bread

Warm still from being baked, yeah. After it has cooled down, nah.

 

[pepp77]

Well, I did ask her what she was doing. She replied, "I love eating butter".

Except you said you bought a tub of something, actual butter doesn't come in tubs!

 

[Lysander]

Is she pregnant perhaps?

Bless you for trying to find a rational explanation. She is over 50 so I doubt she is pregnant. One of my ex gfs used to eat fat. There are people like this.

Except you said you bought a tub of something, actual butter doesn't come in tubs!

Oh, true. Packet, whatever.

 

[thenewoc]

Well, I did ask her what she was doing. She replied, "I love eating butter".

Perhaps she's building up her fat reserves to swim the Chanel.

 

[thenewoc]

Bless you for trying to find a rational explanation. She is over 50 so I doubt she is pregnant. One of my ex gfs used to eat fat. There are people like this.



Oh, true. Packet, whatever.

Seems like she needs to see a doctor as she wont last long if she's doing this regularly.

 

[Dis86]

Urgh. Thats rank.

 

[Bear]

Well, I did ask her what she was doing. She replied, "I love eating butter".

Is she Scottish? Theres a place in Edinburgh that does deep fried balls of butter in batter https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-16266520

 

[Ayahuasca]

Getting that daily dose of healthy fats for the early retirement, the one where you drop dead at 60 on the office toilet.

 

[teenwolf]

Is she pregnant perhaps?

maybe we need pics ?