People eating butter

[Haggisman]

The closest I can get to that is when I was a kid. I would sneak into the cupboard to get a tea spoon of butter then dunk it into the sugar pot. Weird but it was equally delicious

haha, so glad I'm not the only one who did this XD

 

[Mr Badger]

What a dirty *****, what's her number?

Well, I did ask her what she was doing. She replied, "I love eating butter".

maybe we need pics ?

A niche in the market has been identified! Time to set up a webcam for the "Butter Eating Office Babes" service. Tagline: "I love eating butter".

 

[robfosters]

I used to often quickly grab a spoonful of peanut butter or Nutella without my parents noticing.

Dad would tell me off because it’s unhealthy. He’d then sit down to a fried bacon butter with lashings of anchor, followed by a fag and a few hours later disappear to the pub for the day, hypocrite

 

[SixTwoSix]

I used to often quickly grab a spoonful of peanut butter or Nutella without my parents noticing.

I'll still occasionally dunk a spoon in the peanut butter jar and enjoy - i'm 42

 

[Werewolf]

Do you know anyone who does this?

Obviously people eat butter as an ingredient, but one of my colleagues asked me to get her a tub of butter from the shops while I was out - OK, no problem - but when I brought it back she proceeded to eat it out of the tub. Is it weird that I've never seen this being done before? Is it common?

She didn't even deep fry it on a stick?

 

[Jean-F]

Perhaps she's building up her fat reserves to swim the Chanel.

She should smell nice after that.

Butter is like bread - you don't eat it by itself.

Butter + bread together is fine.

I’m partial to a couple of slices of unbuttered sourdough or rye bread, not regularly but on occasion.

Except you said you bought a tub of something, actual butter doesn't come in tubs!

Over here you can buy butter in tubs, but maybe it’s mixed with something else, not pure butter, I know that in the U.S. butter is sold in sticks.
I asked a supermarket manager in Macon, Georgia why this was, he said, “As much as we love you Brits, we just like to confuse y’all at times I guess.”

 

[dirtychinchilla]

The closest I can get to that is when I was a kid. I would sneak into the cupboard to get a tea spoon of butter then dunk it into the sugar pot. Weird but it was equally delicious

That's pretty close, not that I blame you. I have a spot of butter here and there.

 

[dlockers]

There was a famous 'show your desk thread' years back where someone had a tub of utterly on their desk with a spoon bodged in it

 

[Fluffybob]

What a dirty *****, what's her number?

 

[something daft already!!]

I prefer a nice lump of lard.

 

[uber soldat]

Well they say you are what you eat, does she look like a big tub of butter?

 

[Jean-F]

I prefer a nice lump of lard.

Gemma Collins fan?

 

[Jean-F]

Sugar sandwiches as a kid with real butter, thought of it makes me heave now though.

Also golden syrup sandwiches.

Can't vouch for it being real butter, but my grandma would fix me sugar sandwiches when i was around 4 y.o.,
this would have been circa 1943 and there was a war on, with both sugar and butter on ration I guess.
I also got syrup sandwiches when I was a bit older, I loved 'em.
Couldn't have done me much harm, I'll be 82 this month, (please God), and I have all my own teeth bar one implant, and I fluctuate between 76 and 78 kilos.

 

[tenofspades]

this is one reason I don't buy butter.

 

[uber soldat]

Gemma Collins fan?

Hey that's offensive....................to lard.

 

[Cooler running]

I've known several women who do that, no guys though.

 

[Jean-F]

Hey that's offensive....................to lard.

Désolé, mille pardons

 

[pingwing]

Only eat president butter on its own… tasty luxury butter

 

[turbot1984]

Do you know anyone who does this?

Obviously people eat butter as an ingredient, but one of my colleagues asked me to get her a tub of butter from the shops while I was out - OK, no problem - but when I brought it back she proceeded to eat it out of the tub. Is it weird that I've never seen this being done before? Is it common?

It was banned in 1832 so she needs reporting to the constabulary.

 

[Noxia]

I recall reading about people who put butter in coffee