Someone stole our Xmas tree at work!!!

FoxEye · 5 Dec 2021 at 16:36

godinman said:
Calm down guys, she looks about 12.

Are you one of those people who flags girls as underage unless you can see a double-chin and varicose veins?

Blackjack Davy · 5 Dec 2021 at 16:42

Jay85 said:
Nunfortunately security guard didn't see it either

Probably asleep in front of the monitors with his feet up on the desk.

cheesefest · 5 Dec 2021 at 17:30

A store near me had their tree nicked a few years ago. It took a day to realise it was gone!

!bluetonic! · 5 Dec 2021 at 17:35

Look at her incredibly tiny, hoof-like feet. She couldn't have walked far carrying a pinched Xmas tree.

cheesyboy · 5 Dec 2021 at 17:45

Tbh, stealing corporate Xmas trees is only brilliant. Kind of heroic.

godinman · 5 Dec 2021 at 17:54

FoxEye said:
Are you one of those people who flags girls as underage unless you can see a double-chin and varicose veins?

Are you one of those guys who like underage girls?

Resident · 5 Dec 2021 at 17:58

Thekwango said:
this could be the perfect opening for a Pornhub movie!!

Young blonde takes 6ft of wood?

*I am aware the tree was probably plastic

Efour · 5 Dec 2021 at 18:03

shes about 4 foot tall. probably a gypsy kid. this threads very confusing

Uther · 5 Dec 2021 at 18:07

Efour said:
shes about 4 foot tall. probably a gypsy kid. this threads very confusing

Cue front page DM outrage if true. And even if it's not.

Jean-F · 5 Dec 2021 at 18:24

Efour said:
shes about 4 foot tall. probably a gypsy kid. this threads very confusing

Now I’m confused, I can understand your intimation that she may be a gypsy/ traveller as
she’s thieving something, but are gypsy/traveller girls inherently of diminutive stature?

dlockers · 5 Dec 2021 at 18:50

cheesyboy said:
Tbh, stealing corporate Xmas trees is only brilliant. Kind of heroic.

How do you feel about cheesefest broadly stealing your name sake?

Efour · 5 Dec 2021 at 18:51

Jean-F said:
Now I’m confused, I can understand your intimation that she may be a gypsy/ traveller as
she’s thieving something, but are gypsy/traveller girls inherently of diminutive stature?

I can't tell if you're joking, Ive had a long day. Weekend shift

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Captain · 5 Dec 2021 at 18:56

Fair play to her, Christmas can be a difficult time for some people, I hope she don’t get caught.

Whitewater · 5 Dec 2021 at 19:17

Her middle class parents will be mortified.

uber soldat · 5 Dec 2021 at 19:29

Promote her to security guard, as she's clearly awake and alert when he isn't.

theone8181 · 5 Dec 2021 at 19:30

Efour said:
shes about 4 foot tall. probably a gypsy kid. this threads very confusing

Might be a 9 ft tree and she's a giant :cry:

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cheesyboy · 5 Dec 2021 at 19:57

dLockers said:
How do you feel about cheesefest broadly stealing your name sake?

It's a bit of a Highlander situation. At some point, one of us will cut the other's head off, in a forum sense, and absorb all their powers.

uber soldat · 5 Dec 2021 at 20:00

cheesyboy said:
It's a bit of a Highlander situation. At some point, one of us will cut the other's head off, in a forum sense, and absorb all their powers.

Showdown needed, with the loser perma-banned.

Joxeon · 5 Dec 2021 at 20:05

Jean-F said:
Now I’m confused, I can understand your intimation that she may be a gypsy/ traveller as
she’s thieving something, but are gypsy/traveller girls inherently of diminutive stature?

Looks more like an eastern European to me.

FoxEye · 5 Dec 2021 at 20:11

godinman said:
Are you one of those guys who like underage girls?

I don't think you've done enough to prove she's underage

A 12 year old girl would probably struggle quite a bit with a fully laden Christmas tree!